Thumbs: Today you have four choices in interviewees.

Dark Koopa: Okay. Who are they?

Thumbs: Goomba.

Dark Koopa: Old school.

Thumbs: Blooper.

Dark Koopa: Old school.

Thumbs: A teddy bear.

Dark Koopa: Preschool! I'll take the fourth choice.

Thumbs: It's the Koopa Bros.

Dark Koopa: What?! No! Wait! I changed my mind!

Koopa Bros: It's the Koopa Bros! Coolest of cool!

Dark Koopa: Why me?

Red: You should be honored that we allowed you to interview us.

Dark Koopa: Honor? You give Koopas a bad name. Why did Bowser choose you to guard the Star Spirit instead of me?!

Red: Um, we begged. And he likes our tower move.

Dark Koopa: Pathetic. I could take all four of you.

Black: You can't talk to our leader like that!

Dark Koopa: Why is he your leader?

Red: I'm the one who found these really cool bandanas!

Dark Koopa: They're not cool. You look like the Ninja Turtles.

Yellow: They're our idols!

Dark Koopa: It's just a TV show...

Black: A really cool TV show!

Green: Yeah!

Dark Koopa: Why are you in the front when you battle Mario?

Green: Because I'm the strongest.

Dark Koopa: Then why aren't you the leader?

Green: Because Red found these really cool bandanas!

Dark Koopa: That's stupid.

Black: Who's stupid?

Dark Koopa: You are.

Black: Hey! I'm sensitive about that!

Dark Koopa: You all seem to have different personalities.

Yellow: Indeed. Green is the fighter, Black is the sensitive one, and I'm the smart one.

Dark Koopa: You don't seem very smart.

Yellow: I'm smarter than the other three.

Red, Green, Black: Guh...

Yellow: Also, the Bowser robot was my idea.

Dark Koopa: Good point. And what about Red's personality?

Yellow: Because Red found these really cool bandanas!

Dark Koopa: Alright, shut up about the bandanas.

Red: But the bandanas are-

Dark Koopa: I said shut up!

Black: But they're-

Dark Koopa: SHUT UP!

Koopa Bros: ...

Dark Koopa: Now, why did you build that Bowser robot?

Green: We-

Dark Koopa: I said shut up!

Green: ...

Dark Koopa: Answer my question!

Yellow: Well-

Dark Koopa: SHUT UP!

Pink: Have you been getting into my sugar stash again?

Dark Koopa: Maybe...

Pink: I'd like to talk to you after the Interview.

Dark Koopa: *gulp*

Black: Can we talk now?

Dark Koopa: Fine...

Black: We built the robot to thank Bowser for allowing us to guard the Star Spirit despite the fact we weren't powered up by the Star Rod. Unfortunately, he never saw our robot.

Dark Koopa: Why weren't you powered up?

Black: The Star Rod would've made us bigger, and we would've had problems using our tower attack.

Dark Koopa: Who had the tower attack idea? Red?

Black: Nope. It was me.

Dark Koopa: Then why is Red leader?

Black: Because Red found-

Dark Koopa: -these cool bandanas. Yeah yeah. Blah blah blah. Let's just have audience questions. Seat 94.

Iggy: Where did you get all those Bob-ombs in your fortress?

Red: They were sent from Bowser's Castle.

Iggy: Why did some of them revolt?

Red: Poor supervision of the creators. Kammy doesn't pay close attention to them like Kamek. So some of the more lazy creators made defective Bob-ombs.

Dark Koopa: Wow, everything sure did go downhill when Kamek retired.

Thumbs: Yes, it's quite a shame. Justin should've been the winner of American Idol!

Dark Koopa: Seat 43.

Koopatrol: How did Jr. Troopa beat you so easy?

Dark Koopa: (to himself) The same way everyone does.

Red: Well, when we went to fight Mario in Bowser's Castle, we had just finished heavy training, and it drained our HP.

Koopatrol: Why didn't you just wait for your HP to recover?

Red: I dunno. I guess we weren't thinking.

Dark Koopa: As always. Seat 70.

Bombette: Why is Red your leader? He's clearly the least helpful.

Red: Because I found these cool bandanas!

Yellow: You know, that Bob-omb has a point.

Green: I agree.

Black: Me too.

Red: Why are you three looking at me like that?

Green: Mutiny!

(Green, Yellow, and Black start beating up Red.)

Pink: I think it's time for our talk.

Dark Koopa: Thumbs, when's the next rocket to Jupiter?

Thumbs: About two minutes.

(Dark Koopa runs out of the studio.)

Pink: Why'd you leave? I just wanted to know when the next Interview was.

Thumbs: There are so many words to describe this situation, but I can only think of two; End transmission.

Pink: What do those words have to do with anything?

Yellow Yoshi: Why didn't I have any airti-