Siro: Today you have to interview a really stupid Sunshine character. HAHAHAHAHA! Hoohar!

Dark Koopa: I knew I'd hear from Siro when I interviewed- STROLLIN' STU?! Why?!

Thumbs: Well, Strollin' Stu doesn't cost much to interview and we're low on cash.

Dark Koopa: Why is that?

Thumbs: People aren't watching anymore. They you're too soft when it comes to doing Interviews.

Dark Koopa: Well, I have one thing to say to those people: Please, please, don't say that.

Stu: Hello.

Dark Koopa: So, why are you here?

Stu: I'm a big fan of your show.

Dark Koopa: ... Are you really?

Stu: No.

Dark Koopa: ... I should've known. Well, I guess I'll start the Interview.

Stu: Okay.

Dark Koopa: Why are you so weak? You're like the Sunshine version of a Goomba.

Stu: I think it's because we're made of grafitti, which is easy to break up.

Dark Koopa: So that's why you come out of these grafitti bits?

Stu: Yup.

Dark Koopa: Where do the bits come from?

Stu: They come from Bowser Jr's paintbrush. Normal grafitti minions can't make them.

Dark Koopa: You don't look that much like grafitti...

Stu: That's because we're part fruit too. Bowser Jr. tosses some fruit into those grafitti bits he makes and viola! We are created.

Dark Koopa: Well, I guess that explains why water doesn't destroy you and why you're so common.

Stu: It does.

Dark Koopa: I'm sick of talking, so it's time for audeince questions. Seat 901.

Wario: I rule you!

Dark Koopa: No you don't. Seat 89.

Luigi: What's your weakness?

Stu: Being stomped on.

(Thumbs drops a piano on Luigi.)

Thumbs: *yawn* I'm starting to get bored of that.

Pink: Why don't you drop an organ on him?

Thumbs: Good idea!

(Thumbs drops an organ on the piano that's on Luigi.)

Dark Koopa: Seat 444.

Larry: What kinds of Strollin' Stus are there?

Stu: Well, there's Smolderin' Stu, who's on fire, and then there's Swipin' Stu, who can fly.

Larry: How do they gain these atributes?

Stu: Some of the grafitti made was very toxic, and the toxic waste gave them special abilities.

Larry: Anything negative?

Stu: Just death.

Larry: Yay!

Dark Koopa: Well, that's all we have for today, and I know you don't like Yoshis, so...

Stu: Wait! I do like Yo-

(Pink beats up Strollin' Stu.)

Thumbs: Yeah yeah. End transmission. Yadda yadda.