Dark Koopa: Well, I'm leaving again.

Pink: What a surprise...

Thumbs: So which one of us is taking over?

Dark Koopa: Neither. You two always make things worse and Yellow just tries to kill everyone.

Thumbs: And Lemmy?

Dark Koopa: What about him?

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Thumbs: Then who are you bringing in?

Dark Koopa: An old classmate of mine.

Pink: Nooo! Not her!

Thumbs: Please! Anyone else!

(A purple Yoshi with a cloak and cape walk in. Pink and Thumbs scream and faint.)

Dark Koopa: Good to see you again, Pura.

Pura: Same. Now what was it you wanted?

Dark Koopa: I want you to do an Interview while I-

Pura: No.

Dark Koopa: Come on. You're the only one that can keep those two in line.

Pink: I just remembered. I'm not afraid of you!

Pura: YAAAAAH!

Pink: Eep!

(Pink runs off.)

Pura: Fine. I'll do it.

Dark Koopa: Thanks. I owe you one.

Pura: You better believe it. Okay, let's start this Interview nonsense. Who am I interviewing?

Thumbs: Um... uh... I... uh....

Pura: Get on with it!

Thumbs: Don't kill me!

(Thumbs runs off. Pura picks up the notebook he dropped.)

Pura: Interesting.

Bluewind: Who is it? Tell me!

Pura: It's none of your business.

Bluewind: Come on. I won't stop nagging you until you tell me.

Pura: No.

Bluewind: Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

Pura: SHUT UP!

Bluewind: Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

(This goes on for a while...)

Pura: All right! Fine! It's Sumo Brother. Now you need to learn to stop nagging.

Bluewind: Easy. I can stop whenever I want. Hey! What kind of ice cream is that?

Wario: None of your business.

Bluewind: Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

Pura: Well, let's get this over with.

Sumo: HIYA!

Pura: (calmly) If you attempt to karate chop me again, I will be forced to decapitate you. Understand?

Sumo: Yes.

Pura: Now, what are Sumo Brothers?

Sumo: We're orange Koopas from Mario World that know karate and can make fire.

Pura: Why are you orange?

Sumo: Our dojo is located in Desert Land.

Pura: How do you make the fire?

Sumo: We actually breathe the fire, but it only goes straight down.

Pura: The next question on this card says "Do you like Yoshis?"

Sumo: No. They are rather difficult opponents.

Pink: Die!

Pura: Get off the stage!

Pink: I have to kill him!

Pura: No! This Interview isn't over!

Pink: Fine! I'll sit!

Pura: Good!

Pink: YAAAAH!

Pura: YAAAAH!

Pink: YAAAAH!

Pura and Pink: (in slow motion) YAAAAAAAAH!

(Pink stomps off.)

Pura: Now, why do you only appear in Mario World?

Sumo: Most Sumo Brothers, including our leader, were killed by Mario during Mario World. Many of the ones left after that, quit and became something else. There are very few of us left on Plit, and not enough to be noticed in any game.

Pura: Do you have any relationship to the other Bros?

Sumo: Yup. We used to be one of them before Mario World. We even took the place of Fire Bros. for a while. The reason we didn't wear helmets like them is because we were strong enough to take a stomp.

Pura: How can you be defeated?

Sumo: Mario would have to bash the block under me.

Pura: Why didn't you just stay on the ground?

Sumo: I was kinda hoping Mario wouldn't notice me up there.

Pura: Hmm, yes. I think this Interview's over.

Pink: So, can I kill him now?

Pura: No. I'm going to.

(Pura blasts Sumo Brother with a shadow ball, sending him out of the studio.)

Pink: Grr...

(The phone rings.)

Pura: Yes?

Dark Koopa: I'm in jail again.

Pura: What did you do this time?

Dark Koopa: I beat up another politician.

Pura: Again? Show a little originality.

Dark Koopa: Sorry. It's just that the guy is so annoying.

Annoying Congressman: Vote for me!

Dark Koopa: *punch* Whoops.

Pura: Well, when are you breaking out?

Dark Koopa: Never. This place is way better than that studio.

Pura: Then why'd you call here?

Dark Koopa: I had to use my one phone call...

Pura: Ugh... *hangs up* Well, it appears Dark isn't coming back.

Everyone: Yay!

Pura: Such dishonor among the ranks. Now someone say those magic words.

Bluewind: What are the magic words? Are they end transmission? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.

Pura: I think you'll know in time.