Pink: Today I'm doing this Interview because Dark isn't in the right state of mind.

(Dark Koopa can be seen holding the remains of the balloon Lemmy had popped.)

Dark Koopa: No! Why did you die?!

Pink: Yeah... Today I interview Spy Guy.

(Some James Bond music plays. Spy Guy appears in the interviewee chair.)

Pink: How did you do that?

Spy Guy: Camouflage.

Pink: Why were you wearing grassy camouflage when Mario fought you?

Spy Guy: General Guy was planning on moving our squad to Jade Jungle, so we had a camouflage change. However, Mario attacked our toy box before we made the move.

Pink: How do you become a Spy Guy anyway?

Spy Guy: You have the choice as long as you are sneaky and stealthy.

Pink: Do all Spy Guys wear green jackets?

Spy Guy: Yup. The green are special due to the fact you can stick stuff like grass and twigs to them.

Pink: What attacks do you have?

Spy Guy: I have a slingshot that shoots rocks like Sky Guy, and I have a hammer that can disable one of Mario's action commands. I switch my attacks when I'm damaged.

Pink: How does your hammer disable an action command?

Spy Guy: This is no ordinary hammer. This was made by a Magikoopa.

Pink: Why don't you give the hammers to Hammer Bros?

Spy Guy: They do. Those ones shrink Mario.

Pink: Why don't you use the hammer on Mario every time?

Spy Guy: I'm lazy. I don't want to walk ALL the way up to Mario.

Pink: ... Time for audience questions. Seat 91.

Mario: Happy Birth-

(Pink catapults Mario out of the studio.)

Pink: Seat 14.

Carrot Top: Call ATT for collect-

(Pink launches Carrot Top out of the studio.)

Pink: Forget it! We'll have call-in questions.

Thumbs: Can you hear me now?

Audience: Verizon!

Pink: Why me? ... Line one.

Yellow: Can I have a closer seat?

Pink: No. Line two.

Silence...

Pink: Hello? Line two?

Thumbs: Yellow's the only one with a phone.

Pink: Darn it.

(Pink calls up Yellow.)

Yellow: What?

Pink: Ask a question.

Yellow: Can I have a closer seat?

Pink: Not that question.

Yellow: Err...

Pink: Ask a question about the interviewee.

Yellow: Not until I'm closer than someone else.

Pink: I threw Mario out of the studio. You're closer than him. Now ask a question.

Yellow: ... Fine. Why can't Spy Guys be found in any places besides Shy Guy's Toy Box?

Spy Guy: We appear in other places. It's just that we're camouflaged so well, nobody ever sees us.

Pink: Ooo, looks like we finally have another caller.

Bowser: WAZZUP!

(Pink hangs up.)

Pink: Never mind.

(Spy Guy disappears.)

Pink: Well, that's all we have for today.

Spy Guy: Ow! I hit the door.

Thumbs: I think you've had enough time to mourn for that balloon.

Dark Koopa: I'll never stop mourning. It's too depressing.

Thumbs: *sigh* Here's another balloon.

Dark Koopa: Yippee!

(Dark Koopa hugs the balloon so hard, it pops.)

Dark Koopa: Nooo! I'm a murderer!

(Dark Koopa starts crying hysterically.)

Thumbs: Ugh... It's a never ending cycle.

Spy Guy: How did I get inside this volcano?

(The volcano erupts.)

Pink: End transmission.