Dark Koopa: Look at me! I'm a Sky Koopa!

Sky Guy: Copycat!

Playful: Don't look at me. *lick*

Sky Guy: Showoff...

Thumbs: Why did you tie some balloons to your tail?

Dark Koopa: Why not?

Thumbs: Good point.

(Thumbs straps some balloons to his waste and starts floating around.)

Thumbs: Weeee!

Paratroopa: This is disturbing...

Pink: I'll put an end to this.

1.4 seconds later...

Pink: Weeee!

(Pink joins Dark Koopa and Thumbs in the floating.)

Paratroopa: I'm about to leave...

Dark Koopa: Alright, fine. I'll interview you. Hold these, Lemmy.

(Lemmy starts floating around with the balloons.)

Dark Koopa: The first thing I'd like to know is, how can I become a Paratroopa?

Paratroopa: You can't. Paratroopas are born with their wings.

Dark Koopa: Darn. Well, if you lose your wings, can you get them back?

Paratroopa: Of course. They always grow back. Eventually...

Dark Koopa: How come some Paratroopas only hop?

Paratroopa: Those are young Paratroopas who haven't mastered flying yet.

Dark Koopa: Is flying that hard?

Paratroopa: Not really. It doesn't take up very much energy. It just takes time getting used to.

Dark Koopa: Why do some Paratroopas only fly back and forth?

Paratroopa: They can't see very well. The wind stings their eyes, so they just stay in a small area.

Dark Koopa: Can your wings be stolen?

Paratroopa: Yeah. Yoshi and Hammer Bros. steal them sometimes. Mostly in Mario World.

Dark Koopa: Does it hurt?

Paratroopa: Nah. Our wings aren't attached to us well at all. It's like pulling a hair. They're really easy to steal.

Dark Koopa: Why did you play in Mario Tennis but not in Toadstool Tour?

Paratroopa: Koopa and I wanted to be in both, but Bowser only wanted one of us to help him, so he choose me for Mario Tennis and Koopa for Toadstool Tour to be fair.

Dark Koopa: Bowser? Fair?

Audience: Fair?

Iggy: To the amusement park!

(Half of the audience leaves.)

Dark Koopa: Well, time for audience questions. Seat 17.

Samurai Jack: Can you lift stuff with your wings?

Paratroopa: No. We use our hands to lift stuff. Our wings are too delicate.

Dark Koopa: How can you be Samurai Jack? You're a Goomba.

Jack: HIYA!

(Samurai Jack slashes the Fuzzy next to him in two with his sword.)

Dark Koopa: That was not necessary, and how did you do that without arms?

Jack: I used the for-

Dark Koopa: The Force?

Jack: No, the forks.

Dark Koopa: Right. One last question. Seat 24.

Wendy: Why do you like to juggle things while Koopa doesn't?

Paratroopa: I guess it's because I'm more athletic, since I use more energy flying.

Dark Koopa: That's all we have for today. That's all we have for today. Now give me my balloon, Lemmy.

(Lemmy pops the balloon.)

Dark Koopa: NOOOO! Why?! Why did you kill it?! I shall avenge you, balloon!

(Dark Koopa takes out a sword.)

Lemmy: What are you doing?

Dark Koopa: YAAAAH!

(Dark Koopa begins charging Lemmy.)

Lemmy: AHH! Help! End transmission!
 

This Interview has been dedicated to the memory of my balloon.