Dark Koopa: I don't feel like doing an Interview today. I mean, Toadsworth?

Lemmy: Too bad.

Dark Koopa: I wish there was a way out of this Interview. Hey, free cheeseburger!

Voice: Eat it!

Dark Koopa: Okay.

Voice: But beware!

Dark Koopa: Didn't you just say-

Voice: Don't correct me. I know what I said. Beware!

Dark Koopa: You beware. I'm eating this.

(Dark Koopa takes a bite of the burger and disappears.)

Pink: Where'd he go?

Thumbs: This is a horrible ripoff of a show that shall remain nameless.

Pink: *coughaquateenhungerforcecough*

Thumbs: So I guess I'll do this Interview. Let's bring the interviewee out.

Toadsworth: Top of the evening, Master Powers.

Thumbs: You will call me Thumbs!

Toadsworth: Many apologies, Master Thumbs.

Thumbs: That's right. I'm your master. Muhahaha!

***

(Dark Koopa gets teleported into a room that is all white.)

Dark Koopa: Cheap special effects.

Voice: Beware of the cheesewitch!

(A Shy Guy walks up.)

Dark Koopa: Hey, are you the guy telling me to beware? Because I'll tell you where to be: Outta my sight.

Voice: Beware!

Dark Koopa: Whaddaya got, a sound guy or somethin-

(The Shy Guy takes out an axe.)

Dark Koopa: Oh geez.

(The Shy Guy swings the axe. Dark Koopa gets teleported out of the studio.)

***

Thumbs: Okay, first question: What exactly do you do?

Toadsworth: I am servant to Princess Peach.

Thumbs: Isn't that Toad's job?

Toadsworth: Master Fungi quit right before Mario Sunshine to compete in some sort of party.

Thumbs: Are you related to Toad or something?

Toadsworth: No, but I am father to Toadette.

Thumbs: That explains Toadette's appearance in Double Dash. Why are your head thingies a different color?

Toadsworth: Toadette painted her cap pink.

Pink: I'll be right back.

(Pink teleports out of the room.)

Voice: Cheap special effects.

Thumbs: Where'd you get that car in Double Dash?

Toadsworth: I built it many years ago when I used to be a racecar driver. And did you know racecar spelled backwards spells racecar?

Thumbs: Who doesn't know that? Why didn't you participate in Double Dash?

Toadsworth: I would've if I was still in my prime. I can't keep up with these young folk. I'm too old.

***

(Dark Koopa gets teleported into a room with nothing but skulls in it.)

Dark Koopa: AHH! MONSTERS! HELP! I"M GONNA DIE!

(Pink teleports into the room.)

Pink: Hey, what are you- WOAH! What is this?

Voice: Beware!

Dark Koopa: That guy's trying to kill me!

Voice: Beware of the cheesewitch!

Pink: I've heard of that.

Dark Koopa: The Blair Witch?

Pink: No, the cheeswitch. It's cursed. But you'll be okay as long as you don't eat it.

Dark Koopa: (while eating the burger) You say something?

(Pink slaps her forehead.)

Pink: Gimme that!

Dark Koopa: Hey!

(Pink grabs the burger and tries to vaporize it.)

Voice: The cheesewitch cannot be destroyed or be taken apart.

Pink: Darn. Well I guess I'll have to hide it.

Dark Koopa: I'll hide it.

Pink: No, because you're going to eat it and then you're going to die. Now we should leave before any more killer burgers show up.

(Pink teleports herself and Dark Koopa out of the room and back to the studio.)

Thumbs: Where were you two?

Pink: Never mind that.

(Pink tapes the burger to the ceiling.)

Dark Koopa: Aww...

Thumbs: Well, time for audience questions. Seat 7.

Lemmy: When Shadow Mario kidnapped Peach, why didn't you do anything?

Toadsworth: Mario was there. I knew he could handle it.

Lemmy: And what if he wasn't there?

Toadsworth: I'd spring into action! And call the police.

Pink: What are you doing?

Dark Koopa: Nothing.

Pink: You're not eating the burger.

Dark Koopa: I don't need that stupid burger, but I do need this ladder.

Thumbs: Seat infinity.

Buzz Lightyear: -And beyond!

Yellow: How does Peach treat you?

Toadsworth: Pretty much the same way she treated Master Fungi. I don't mind though. I enjoy being bossed around!

Wario: Go rob a bank!

Toadsworth: Right away!

(Toadsworth runs outside. Gunshots can be heard.)

Dark Koopa: Aha!

Pink: Don't!

(Dark Koopa eats the rest of the burger.)

Pink: Nothing happened? You ate it all, right?

Dark Koopa: Yeah.

Voice: What about the lettuce and tomatoes?

Dark Koopa: Yuck! I took them off.

Voice: The cheesewitch cannot be destroyed or taken apart!

Dark Koopa: Well obviously it can, because I did.

Voice: ARGH!

(Tutankoopa can be seen sneaking out of the studio.)

Two hours later...

Pink: Is it gone?

Dark Koopa: I don't know. It's a voice.

Thumbs: Hey, what happened to Toadsworth?

Toadsworth: These are some good toma-

(Toadsworth gets teleported into a white room in front of Shy Guy carrying an axe and, well, I'd better end this before it gets too violent.)

Lemmy: Not the broccoli gag again...

(A giant piece of cabbage smashes the camera.)

Lemmy: ...