Dark Koopa: I'm back!

Pink: Oh no.

Dark Koopa: Pink. Thumbs. Can you come here please?

Thumbs: Here it comes.

(Dark Koopa starts hugging Thumbs and Pink.)

Pink: I'm scared.

Thumbs: Me too.

(Some cheesy music begins to play.)

Dark Koopa: (singing) You guys are my best friends. My best friends.

Pink: I thought he hated us.

(The music stops.)

Dark Koopa: I love you guys.

Thumbs: Who are you, and what have you done with Dark Koopa?

Dark Koopa: I had some therapy.

Pink and Thumbs: Oooohhhh.

Dark Koopa: Do you guys want to do this Interview with me?

Thumbs: Sure.

Pink: I guess.

Dark Koopa: Hello, and welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show!

Lemmy: Uhh... Wha?

Dark Koopa: Today we interview Daisy!

Daisy: Don't address me like that!

(Daisy slaps Dark Koopa.)

Dark Koopa: Interesting. First question: What land do you rule and how is it?

Daisy: I rule Sarasaland and it is boooring. Ever since Mario beat Tatanga, pretty much nothing has happened there.

Thumbs: When Peach changed her hairstyle, why didn't you?

Daisy: Because it looks stupid. I don't want to look ugly.

Silence...

Pink: No snappy remark?

Dark Koopa: Uh wha?

Pink: You've become a boring wimp.

Dark Koopa: Excellent observation!

Pink: Ugh...

Peach: My hairstyle is NOT awful!

Thumbs: Yes it is.

Peach: No it's not!

Thumbs: No it's not.

Peach: Yes it is!

Thumbs: You're right.

Peach: And don't you forget it!

Dark Koopa: Wow, where'd you learn that trick?

Thumbs: Um, you.

Pink: He's become an idiot too.

Dark Koopa: I couldn't agree more!

Pink: ... Why do you always wear the same dress?

Daisy: Sarasaland doesn't have very many raw materials. This is the only kind of dress I could make from them.

Thumbs: Do you hate Peach?

Daisy: Of course!

Thumbs: Why?

Daisy: Because Peach stole Mario from me. I mean, Mario rescued me! He should be my man!

Thumbs: So you don't like Luigi?

Daisy: Why should I? He hasn't done anything very important. I suspect he likes me though.

Dark Koopa: Why doesn't Bowser ever try to kidnap you?

Daisy: Because he knows Mario won't come after him if he kidnaps me. He only goes after Bowser if he kidnaps Peach.

Dark Koopa: How do you know?

Daisy: He kidnapped me once. This is what happened.

(Enter wierd flashback thingy. The phone rings.)

Mario: Hello?

Bowser: Bwahahaha! I have kidnapped Daisy and now- Hello?

Daisy: I had to wait an entire 20 minutes for Bowser to mess up and allow me to escape.

Pink: Why did you join in with the Mario Gang in Mario Tennis?

Daisy: I joined because Sarasaland is boring and I had nothing better to do.

Pink: Why did you stay around for those other games?

Daisy: Well, I have a thing for Mario, so I follow him wherever he goes.

Pink: What about games like Paper Mario and Mario Sunshine?

Daisy: By the time I found out he was leaving to go somewhere, it was too late. He was already gone.

Dark Koopa: Are you normally this aggressive?

Daisy: No! Why you...

(Daisy starts slapping Dark Koopa.)

Thumbs: I think this Interview's over.

Pink: That looks like fun.

(Pink joins Daisy in the slapping. Dark Koopa starts steaming.)

Thumbs: Uh oh.

(Thumbs sneaks out of the studio.)

Wooster: I predict a messy ending.

(Dark Koopa explodes, literally. The explosion blasts Pink and Daisy through the roof.)

Thumbs: I knew this was going to happen, but I protected myself from serious injury! I'm invincible!

(A piece of the roof falls on Thumbs.)

Thumbs: Ow.

(Wooster looks around and sees the studio a wreck.)

Wooster: You know what? Forget this. I don't get paid enough for these awful cameos.

(Wooster walks out of the studio.)

Yellow: Wooey! Everyone major in this show is dead! Now I'll get airtime for sure!

(The screen goes black.)

Yellow: Aww...

In space...

Pink: Ooo, comets.

Astronaut: Houston, we got a problem.

Houston: It always has to be about you, doesn't it? End transmission.

Astronaut: But-

Houston: END TRANSMISSION!