Pink: That's right. I'm still doing these Interviews.

Thumbs: When's it my turn?

Pink: As long as I'm around, never! Muhahaha! What do you have to say to that?

Thumbs: ... I'd rather it be you than a certain someone.

Pink: That's what I thought. Today I interview Chargin' Chuck.

(Chargin' Chuck runs in and tackles Pink.)

Pink: Do that again and you're dead.

Chuck: Sorry. It's just that you're a Yoshi and Yoshis are my enemy.

(Pink's eyes turn that icy color.)

Thumbs: (echo) Self control. Self control. Dental plan. Self control.

(Pink takes a deep breath.)

Pink: Alright. Why are you called Chargin' Chuck? Is that your real name?

Chuck: Yup. Bowser got this crazy idea that everyone named Chuck is a good athlete, so he forces everyone with that name to play some sort of sport. He got the idea by watching a biography about Chuck Barkley.

Pink: Isn't that Charles Barkley?

Chuck: Yeah. But he's Chuck on the show, so he went with that.

Pink: Why haven't any Chucks appeared in any game after Yoshi's Safari?

Chuck: Kamek finally convinced Bowser that his idea was stupid, so Chargin' Chucks were no longer forced to be sports players and could be a Hammer Bro or something.

Pink: What kinds of Chargin' Chucks are there?

Chuck: Let's see. Football players, acrobats, hockey players, and baseball players. Of course we're all defensive linebackers.

Pink: What about sports like golf and tennis?

Chuck: They're only a couple of them, although that Koopa Troopa in Toadstool Tour used to be a Chargin' Chuck.

Thumbs: (looking through binoculars) Hey, where's Yellow?

Pink: How should I know?

***

A Yoshi That Looks Just Like Yellow Only With A Mustache: How may I help you?

Dark Koopa: I have a problem. I'm tied to this chair. Also, I need some therapy.

(The Yoshi's mustache falls off.)

Yellow (who am I kidding?): Whoops. Uh, right this way.

(Yellow leads Dark Koopa into a room with a skull and crossbones on its door.)

***

Pink: What kind of training do you need to become a Chargin' Chuck?

Chuck: You just have to be good at the sport you represent. Of course, it's mandatory for all Chucks to be good at football.

Pink: How did you clone yourself?

Chuck: Lemmy tought us how. It's really easy. You just-

Thumbs: Blah!

Chuck: ... Like I was saying, you just-

Thumbs: Blahblahblah!

Pink: Will you shut up? I want to know.

Chuck: Just forget it.

Pink: Err...

Thumbs: (to himself) Phew. The last thing I need are more Pinks.

Pink: How come it takes three stomps to beat you, but only one swing of the cape?

Chuck: Our helmets block some of the force of a stomp, but the cape makes us so dizzy, it knocks us out, and we have no protection from that.

Pink: Well, time for audience questions. Seat 17.

Yoshi: Happy Thanksgiving!

Pink: Why, thank you. Seat 20.

Mario: Happy Valentine's Day!

Pink: It's November. You're not even close.

Mario: Yippee! Leap year!

Pink: Idiot. Seat 9.

Dasher: I claim this seat-

Pink: Seat 79.

Wendy: Does your name have to be Chuck in order to become a Chargin' Chuck?

Chuck: I don't think so. But I don't see why anyone would. We're treated as low class.

Pink: Seat-

Mario: Happy birthday!

Pink: Today's not my birthday! And I'm certainly not telling you when it is.

Mewstorm: Oro?

Pink: Exactly. Seat-

Mario: Merry Christmas!

Pink: Oh, so close, but wrong!

(Pink catapults Mario out of the studio.)

Pink: Shoulda done that sooner. Seat 33.

Wario: How many Chargin' Chucks are there now?

Chuck: Very few. Most quit when Bowser ended that sports law for Koopas named Chuck. The only ones left are the ones really dedicated to the sport. Like me.

Pink: Seat 10.

Iggy: Why are you called "Chargin'" Chuck?

Chuck: I'll show you.

(Chargin' Chuck tackles Pink.)

Pink: I warned you!

(Pink starts beating up Chargin' Chuck.)

Lemmy: It's finally safe to say it. Lemmy's Interview Show!

Pink: I heard that!

Lemmy: Eep!