Dasher: Hey audience! Dark and I are interviewing another character, one that will be able to be playable for the first time in Mario Power Tennis: WIGGLER PETAL!

(Wiggler storms in burning red, knocks over a few audience members that explode, and then calms down and returns to her normal yellow self.)

Spinia: Wiggler's a girl?

(Spinia gets looks from Wiggler.)

Spinia: Of course she is!

Dasher: Okay, Wiggler, what area are you from? You had an accent in Mario Party 2.

Wiggler: I was born in Western Land and raised in Tiny-Huge Island.

Dark Koopa: What about other Wigglers?

Wiggler: They live just about anywhere with lots of grass. Anyway, later on I then went to Forest of Illusions, then back to my older homes, then Chuckola Woods, and finally I decided to travel to the Dream Depot in Mario Party 5 and volunteered for the Capsule Committee. Finally, I took up tennis.

Dasher: You seem to be able to walk on two legs.

Wiggler: Well, I used to ride a unicycle.

Strange One: Mkay.

Pink: Quiet you! *SLAP*

Dark Koopa: Why do you get angry so easily?

Wiggler: Well, dear, whoever stomps on me injures my weak body and it gets flattened for a while. I have no bones, only cartillage, you see. That makes me mad, and tarnation, I just speed towards them! If they knock off my flower, then it's even worse.

Dark Koopa: Quit you're whining. How do some Wigglers get so big?

Wiggler: I'll whine you!

Dark Koopa: Ooo, nice comeback.

Wiggler: That's it!

(Wigglers turns red and starts chasing Dark Koopa around.)

Dark Koopa: AHH! Call 911!

Pink: What's the number to 911?

Wiggler: (while stomping on Dark) To answer your question, if you mean in SMS, that was me! I just got extremely huge because the flowers on us are attached to our heads, making us part plant. Therefore the sun is kind of our food. So I grew a lot and turned green due to the flower over-recieving the sunlight because it's ISLE DELFINO, where the Sun always shines except in Pianta Village. I got angry then because I fell onto the ground from a tall height.

Dark Koopa: You're only hurting my dignity, you know!

Wiggler: Fine, fine. Just don't let Miss Yoshi attack or kill me and I won't attack you again!

Dark Koopa: Well, I can't make any promises. What about that big Wiggler in Mario 64?

Wiggler: That's the normal size of a Wiggler, actually. We can shrink and enlarge ourselves, as seen in SM64.

Dasher: Well, the audience isn't here, they're still at Wario's. So we'll just continue.

Dark Koopa: Why did you have those melons in Yoshi Story?

Wiggler: Melons are our favorite food! My uncle Betty made these really good honey from melon dew. It was so good.

Pink: Uncle Betty?

Wiggler: Yeah, he was the first Wiggler in Yoshi Story.

Spinia: Uncle Betty?

Yoshi: What kind of name is that?

Wiggler: My uncle's name.

Strange One: Ugh, nevermind.

Dark Koopa: Yes, well, can Wigglers really turn into butterflies?

Dasher: They have a real name, Dark... What was it...?

Wiggler: They're called Flying Wigglers, sugah, and Wigglers can morph into them at any time, unlike Paratroopas.

Dark Koopa: Sugah? Would ya stop with these cute names? Everyone already finds me more cute than I should be ever since Pink drew a picture of me and hung it in the girl's bathroom.

Female Koopa: Aww...

Dark Koopa: Go away!

Wiggler: I meant the Koopa over here...

Sugah Koopa: WASSUP!

Bowser: WASSUP!

Audience: Aww...

Dark Koopa: Stop it! Wait... What are you all doing here?

Audience: WE GOT RICH! $_$

Dasher: Argh... I wish I went to Wario's...

Susan: Me too...

(A money bag is tossed onto the stage.)

Silence...

(Everyone that didn't go to Wario's dives for it.)

Lemmy: LEMMY'S INTERVIEW SHOW!

(A rock hits Lemmy and he falls out cold.)

Dark Koopa: Hehehe.

(Soon, Wiggler walks out of  the dust cloud with the money bag and leaves. Everyone continues fighting.)

Susan (inside the bag): Score!

Stupid Koopa: END TR-

Roy: I haven't appeared in a while. BEATING TIME!

(Roy punches Stupid Koopa and the camera.)