Matt: Where's my money?

Wario: Heheheh.

(Matt gets out of his seat, looking for his money which Wario clearly stole.)

Yellow: Ooo, I can finally get a closer seat.

(Yellow starts to get up, but is approached by Pink, who is carrying a taser.)

Yellow: You know, I'll just stay here.

Dark Koopa: Hello and welcome to Dark-

Lemmy: -Koopa's Interview Show! ARGH! Curse my sentence finishing ways!

Dark Koopa: Score!

Bowser: Hey! No basketball terms!

Thumbs: Today you interview Cheep Cheep. Now stop wasting time and interview the stupid fish.

Dark Koopa: Alright. Touchy.

(The Cheep Cheep is brought out to the interviewee chair in a fish bowl.)

Dark Koopa: Can you breathe out of water?

Cheep: Of course. I did in Mario World.

Dark Koopa: How?

Cheep: I have a small device attached to my fin that sprays water on me.

Dark Koopa: Then why are you so rarely seen on land?

Cheep: We're a lot weaker on land and we have to flop around to move.

Dark Koopa: What about when you're inside a bubble?

Cheep: Those were filled with water, but they are easy to pop, and if they do, we're pretty much defenseless.

Dark Koopa: Why do Cheeps look so much different in different games?

Cheep: Cheep Cheeps come in many shapes and sizes.

Dark Koopa: Then how come only a specific size and shape showed up per game?

Cheep: The way we look is based on location, and Mario rarely visits the same place twice in different games.

Dark Koopa: Then how do you tell the difference between Cheeps and other fish minions?

Cheep: Only we have those special water devices. Also, we have a different color pattern than the other fish.

Thumbs: Come on. Hurry up.

Dark Koopa: What's your deal?

Thumbs: Someone stole my money.

Matt: Mine too.

Thumbs: I wonder who did it.

(Everyone in the audience points to Wario.)

Thumbs: It could be anyone!

Dark Koopa: Yeah. Sure. Anyway, time for audience questions. Seat 86.

Wario: I stole Thumbs' and Matt's money.

Dark Koopa: That's nice.

Matt: Darn. Who could've stolen it?

Wario: I didn't steal the money?

Thumbs: Aha! Wario took it!

(Thumbs and Matt beat Wario into a bloody pulp.)

Dark Koopa: Seat 709.

Luigi: Do Cheep Cheeps even work for Bowser?

Cheep: Not really. Only a few do. But most of us like Bowser more than any of the Mario Gang.

Dark Koopa: That's all we have for today.

Yellow: Wooey! I finally have a closer seat!

(It can be seen that Yellow is now sitting in Matt's seat.)

Pink: What? I don't think so.

(Pink shocks Yellow with the taser.)

Yellow: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End Transmission!

Larry: Hey! That's my line!