Narrator: Last time on-

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Narrator: -Dracula turned the audience into zombies.

Dark Koopa: I hate monologues...

Narrator: Will they ever be returned to normal? Find out today on-

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Narrator: Stop interupting me!

(The screen unfreezes, but the zombies still can't move.)

Dark Koopa: That's convenient. Now I need a Magikoopa to fix this.

Magikoopa: Somebody call a Magikoopa?

Dark Koopa: Again, convenient. Can you fix this?

Magikoopa: Nope.

Dark Koopa: Not convenient. Why not? You're an elite Magikoopa, right?

Magikoopa: Yes, but I can only make the dead rise, I can't put them to rest. Only a small group of super-elite Magikoopas can do that.

Dark Koopa: And who would they be?

Magikoopa: Lady Kammy, and Lords Kamek and Wilco.

Dark Koopa: Hey, I know that third guy. Maybe he can fix this.

Wilco: Somebody need me?

Dark Koopa: Convenience has returned! Can you turn these guys to normal?

Wilco: Easy.

(Wilco claps his hands and everyone returns to normal. Well, not the minor characters. They turned to dust.)

Yellow: I'm not minor!

Thumbs: Me neither. Oh great, now I'm allergic to myself.

Dark Koopa: What a mess. Now I need Wooster.

Wooster: You called?

Dark Koopa: Today must be my lucky day!

Wilco: Crickey! Is that Dracula?

Dark Koopa: Yeah. Go ahead and kill him.

(Wilco dives at Dracula with a steak. That's right, steak. Not stake.)

Wilco: I have the worst cameo ever.

Wooster: (cleaning up dust) No, I do.

(Wilco and Dracula can be seen fighting in the background.)

Dark Koopa: Now that you're here, I guess I have more questions for you.

Magikoopa: Okay.

Dark Koopa: Why do you wear glasses?

Magikoopa: It's to protect my eyes. The spells Magikoopas use can be blinding at times.

Dark Koopa: What about the robe?

Magikoopa: Also for protection. Some spells give off radiation.

Dark Koopa: Why not wear a radiation suit?

Magikoopa: We're not too good at making those.

(Pink bites Dark Koopa's arm.)

Dark Koopa: Ow! How are you still a zombie?

Pink: I'm not. I was just hungry.

Dark Koopa: Well, I'm going to need another trip to the hospital after this. Anyway, where do your wands come from?

Magikoopa: The most powerful wands were crafted with mystical power back in medievil by some Koopa blacksmiths. The weaker wands were created by the powerful wands, only having half as much magic.

Dark Koopa: What if a Magikoopa loses their wand?

Magikoopa: All Magikoopas start out with a powerful wand. If they lose it, their wand does get replaced, but they get a weaker wand as a sort of punishment for losing the first wand.

Dark Koopa: Why do you ride on a broom?

Magikoopa: Like the wands, the brooms were made dring medievil times with the power to fly. We use them because we can't fly on our own.

Wilco: I got you now! I'm gonna- *crash* Darn it!

Dark Koopa: What were you before you became a Magikoopa?

Magikoopa: I was a Koopa Troopa. Most Magikoopas were.

Dark Koopa: So I could become a Magikoopa if I wanted?

Magikoopa: Perhaps, but it takes many years of training to master the spells.

Dark Koopa: Aww, that sounds boring. Are your wands anything like the Koopalings' wands?

Magikoopa: They're exactly the same. The Koopalings simply mastered different spells.

Dark Koopa: Why do some Magikoopas wear different colored robes?

Magikoopa: Those are the lazy Magikoopas that only learned a spell or two, and who also get less pay. Their robe's color is based on what spell they're best at.

Dark Koopa: What if one of those Magikoopas put on a blue robe to get more pay? I would.

Magikoopa: They can try, but if they're caught, they will be fired and possibly destroyed.

Dark Koopa: Never mind that idea. Any questions before this is over, Pink?

Pink: Yeah. Why did you look the way you did in Mario Party 5?

Magikoopa: That wasn't me. That was a Toadie. Nintendo got us mixed up. What's the deal with that?

Dark Koopa: I don't know, but that's all we have for today. Enjoy your cameo, Wilco?

Wilco: No. I beat up Dracula with a piece of meat. Does that sound enjoyable to you?

Pink: Oh yeah!

Wilco: Wasn't asking you.

Dark Koopa: Well, I have to go to the hospital now. Thumbs has been turned into dust and my arm has grown three times its size since Pink bit it.

Yellow: Hey, what about me?

Dark Koopa: You're too minor.

Yellow: I'm not minor!

(The screen freezes.)

Dark Koopa: Here we go again.

Narrator: Will they ever make it to the hospital? Find out next time on-

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(Pink beats up the narrator.)

Dark Koopa: Thank you.