Dark Koopa: See? I told you I'd make something of my life. I told you I wouldn't always have my head in the clouds.

Thumbs: You might want to get your head out of that cloud.

Dark Koopa: Oh. Right. Anyway, today I interview that fat, replusive, ugly, and rather large thing, Huff 'N Puff.

Huff 'N Puff: I'm right here you know.

Dark Koopa: So what? I can take you.

(Huff 'N Puff blows Dark Koopa into some studio equipment. Breaking noises can be heard.)

Dark Koopa: Alright, so I can't. But I know someone who can.

(Pink can be seen cracking her knuckles.)

Huff 'N Puff: *gulp*

Dark Koopa: Don't worry. You won't be destroyed until after the Interview.

Huff 'N Puff: I can't wait.

Dark Koopa: First question: What does the N stand for?

Huff 'N Puff: Neo. I'm the one. Matrix. Yeah.

Dark Koopa: How pathetic. So your name is Huff Neo Puff?

Huff 'N Puff: Yup.

Dark Koopa: That's a shame. Is it true that you built that cloud machine? Or did you just steal the credit from someone else?

Huff 'N Puff: Nah. Some Yellow Magikoopa made it. He didn't do a very good job though. Three hits with a hammer destroys the whole thing.

Dark Koopa: Why did you want to destroy Flower Fields?

Huff 'N Puff: I didn't really want to destroy it. I just wanted lots of clouds for my Ruff Puff army, and Flower Fields seemed like the best place for it.

Dark Koopa: Where do Tuff Puffs come from?

Huff 'N Puff: They're pieces of me. When I'm attacked, parts of me come off in the form of Tuff Puffs.

Dark Koopa: What about Ruff Puffs?

Huff 'N Puff: I make them from other clouds. They're stronger because they are a whole cloud instead of part of one.

Dark Koopa: Why do Tuff Puffs allow you to suck them up?

Huff 'N Puff: They don't really have a brain-

Dark Koopa: Like you.

Huff 'N Puff: Erm... -and the only thing they know how to do is attack others.

Dark Koopa: Are you related to Cloud N. Candy?

Huff 'N Puff: Other than that we're both Lakitu clouds, no. I came to be because Bowser made me stronger with the Star Rod.

Dark Koopa: Why did Bowser choose you over other Lakitu clouds?

Huff 'N Puff: I was the Lakitu cloud of Kamek before he quit and became a Magikoopa.

Dark Koopa: Surprisingly interesting. Got a question, Thumbs?

Thumbs: How did you use that lightning attack?

Huff 'N Puff: Did I mention I'm a storm cloud too?

Thumbs: Nope.

Huff 'N Puff: I'm a storm cloud too.

Thumbs: Great...

Dark Koopa: Pink?

Pink: How did you convince guys like Crayzee Dayzee and BZZAP to work for you? Don't they like Flower Fields?

Huff 'N Puff: I forced them to help me. Do you think they can mess with me?

Dark Koopa: That reminds me. Execution time.

Huff 'N Puff: Uh oh.

Dark Koopa: Pink!

Pink: I'm feeling lazy today.

Dark Koopa: Ugh... Just eat him then.

Pink: Alright.

(Pink eats Huff 'N Puff.)

Thumbs: I'm glad I don't work for that guy.

Dark Koopa: Aren't you glad you work for me instead?

Thumbs: Do I have to answer that?

Inside Pink's stomach...

Cloud N. Candy: Hi.

Huff 'N Puff: I hate you...

Pink: *burp* End transmission.