Dark Koopa: Hello and welcome to-

Lemmy: Lemmy's Question and Answer Show!

Dark Koopa: Today I interview Sky Guy. Ooo, balloons.

Sky Guy: Hello.

Dark Koopa: Can you lose the balloons? I want them.

Sky Guy: No, because then I wouldn't be a Sky Guy anymore.

Thumbs: I'm a better sky enemy than him.

Dark Koopa: Obviously.

Sky Guy: Hey!

Dark Koopa: Why are Sky Guys always red?

Sky Guy: Because we want to be easy to see and not accidentaly get downed by enemy fire.

Dark Koopa: But Mario's red too. Wouldn't that make you more likely to be shot down, because they would confuse you for him?

Sky Guy: I guess it does. I never thought of that.

Dark Koopa: The logic of the Koopa Troop is dieing out. Why don't you ever tread outside of Shy Guy's Toy Box?

Sky Guy: We do. For a start, I left for this Interview. Also, some Sky Guys live in Sky Land. You just don't see them often.

Dark Koopa: Can I have a balloon?

Sky Guy: No.

Dark Koopa: You're so cruel. Why did you choose to become a Sky Guy anyway? Are there any advantages?

Sky Guy: I can't be hit by ground attacks. Also, my ATK increases a bit while I'm airborne. The reason I became a Sky Guy is because I like flying. Also, I like balloons.

Dark Koopa: I like balloons too, but you don't see me strapping some to my tail.

Sky Guy: Yeah yeah. Blah blah blah.

Dark Koopa: Do the colors of the balloons signify anything?

Sky Guy: They represent rank. The more red balloons a Sky Guy has, the higher rank they are. All the Sky Guys in Paper Mario are equal rank though.

Dark Koopa: The other colors mean anything?

Sky Guy: Nope.

Dark Koopa: Well, I tried. Time for audience questions. Seat 911.

(The cops run in.)

Dark Koopa: What a terrible joke.

Cop: Well, we need to do something.

Dark Koopa: I don't care what you do.

(The police smack Iggy with paper towel rolls.)

Iggy: Help!

Larry: Why don't you use your slingshot when you become a Shy Guy?

Sky Guy: Because it's weaker than my normal attack when I'm grounded. Like I said, my attacks are stronger while airborne.

Dark Koopa: Seat 421.

Ludwig: How do you stay the same height in the air?

Shy Guy: We actually have sandbags and stuff to adjust our height. You just can't see it in any game.

Dark Koopa: Seat 609.

Susan: What do you shoot out of your slingshots?

Sky Guy: All kinds of things, but usually rocks.

Dark Koopa: Can I have a balloon now?

Sky Guy: No.

Dark Koopa: That's it. Pink!

Sky Guy: Uh oh. End transmission.

Pink: Aww, I did nothing this Interview.