Dark Koopa: I'd just like to announce that this is my 38th Interview!

Pink: And what is so special about the number thirty-eight?

Dark Koopa: Nothing. Just saying. Anyway, today I interview-

(Thumbs whispers something in the area where Dark Koopa's ear would be if he had one.)

Dark Koopa: Pink, can you leave for a little while?

Pink: No.

Dark Koopa: Come on.

Pink: Why should I?

Dark Koopa: I'll give you sugar cubes.

Pink: Okay!

(Pink leaves.)

Dark Koopa: Today I interview Wizermenson.

Wizardhiemer: That's Wizardhiemer!

Dark Koopa: Yeah yeah. Your name is stupid. Now, why are you considered a Mario character?

Wizardhiemer: I'm a Magikoopa. Also, I appeared in the Mario cartoons episode Ghosts 'R' Us.

Dark Koopa: You've said over and over you hate Yoshi. Why is that?

Pink (from outside): Who said they hate Yoshi?!

Dark Koopa: No one!

Wizardhiemer: He ruined all my plans! He ate my wand, freed the Mario Gang, and kicked me out of my ghost castle. If it wasn't for him, I would have become Chief Magikoopa when Kamek retired.

Dark Koopa: Why didn't you?

Wizardhiemer: I lost my wand and my castle. That made Bowser think I was weak.

Dark Koopa: How did you obtain the ghost castle?

Wizardhiemer: With the exception of Kamek, I was Bowser's number one Magikoopa, so he rewarded me with a ghost castle because he really didn't have anything else to give.

Dark Koopa: Do you have control over the Boos?

Wizardhiemer: No, but since they were loyal to Bowser, they didn't attack me but attacked intruders.

Dark Koopa: Okay, who's got a question for Wizemonkey?

Wizardhiemer: Wizardhiemer!

Dark Koopa: Okay Paco.

Wizardhiemer: Wiz-

Dark Koopa: Shut up, Melissa. Seat 26.

Peach: Why did you attack us anyway?

Wizardhiemer: What part of 'loyal to Bowser' don't you understand?

Peach: The loyal part.

Dark Koopa: Seat 82.

Kamek: Are you more powerful than Kammy?

Wizardhiemer: When I had my old wand. This new wand is pathetic.

Dark Koopa: Seat 4.

Larry: Why are the Boos only on the top floor of the castle?

Wizardhiemer: I sprayed some Boo Repelent around the bottom floor so I wouldn't be bothered by them.

Dark Koopa: Seat 39.

Lemmy: How much authority do you have now?

Wizardhiemer: Very little. I'm treated as a basic Magikoopa now.

Dark Koopa: Seat 44.

Ludwig: Have you made any other appearances?

Wizardhiemer: I was in another cartoon episode called The Yoshi Shuffle. I turned Luigi into an egg. Yoshi made me lose my second wand there. Grr...

Dark Koopa: One last question for Wizenburger.

Wizardhiemer: Wizardhiemer! Why can't anyone get my name right?

Dark Koopa: Because it's a stupid name. Seat 19.

Iggy: What do you do now?

Wizardhiemer: I'm a guard in Bowser's Castle but that's not saying much. And it's all because of Yoshi. I HATE YOSHI!

(The studio doors slam open.)

Pink: What?!

Wizardhiemer: I said I hate Yoshi. All Yoshis.

(Pink starts blah blah blah. You know.)

Dark Koopa: Well, that Winchester guy was asking for it, so I don't feel bad. End transmission.

Wizardhiemer: That's Wizardhiemer! Wiiizardhiemer.