Pink: Why isn't he back yet?

Thumbs: I have a letter addressed to you.

Pink: Give me that!

(Pink looks at the letter.)

Dear Pink and all those other people whose names I can't remember,

I have a new job and I'm not coming back EVER! I sent Larry as a replacement. I'd say I was going to miss you, but then I'd be lieing. HAHAHAHA! Aww, I made myself sad.

Dark Koopa

Pink: I wonder what job that would be.

***

Dark Koopa: I shall predict your future.

Crazy Packers Fan: Okay.

Dark Koopa: Uh...

(Dark Koopa looks at CPF's jersey, which is a Packers Jersey with a 1 on it.)

Dark Koopa: I'm seeing something. The Packers are number one.

Crazy Packaers Fan: That's not a prediction. That's a fact. Now stop using me as a cameo without my permission.

***

Pink: Probably nothing important.

Thumbs: What's it say?

Pink: Nothing. Go away. Larry's the interviewer today.

(The audience cheers.)

Larry: Thank you. You're a great audience.

Spiny: Boo!

Larry: Except you. Today I interview Snifit.

Snifit: Hey.

Larry: Why do you wear that mask?

Spiny: Boo!

Snifit: We're cousins of Shy Guys and are kinda ugly like them.

Larry: Where do Snifits live?

Snifit: Mostly underground in places such as Hazy Mazy Cave.

Larry: What are those things you spit out of your mouth?

Spiny: Boo!

Snifit: Poisonous wads of gum.

Larry: Why haven't you appeared in as many games as some Mario enemies?

Snifit: Well, poison gum isn't exactly easy to find.

***

Dark Koopa: Okay, I can see that your hair-dresser hates you.

Peach: I do my own hair.

Dark Koopa: You must hate yourself then.

Peach: HMPH! I'm leaving.

Dark Koopa: Maybe I'm not cut out for this after all.

***

Larry: Time for audience questions. Seat 74.

Spiny: Boo!

Shy Guy: Why were you Daisy's partner in Mario Party 3?

Snifit: Daisy likes coins, gum, and the color red.

Larry: Seat 184.

Spiny: Boo!

Magikoopa: Why did you only wear red jackets after Mario 2?

Snifit: Bowser doesn't really like our kind. But for some reason he likes Shy Guys. So he let the Shy Guys wear whatever they wanted and forced us Snifits to wear only red. I liked working for Wart better. He let us wear whatever we wanted.

Larry: Seat 9.

Spiny: Boo!

Wario: How do you spit coins?

Snifit: Sometimes we eat coins and then spit them out later. They're pretty tasty.

Larry: That's all we have for today. Now I have some business to take care of.

Spiny: Boo- AHH!

(Larry chases the Spiny around with a crowbar.)

Cyborg: Booyah!

Boo: Hehe. Good thing only that Spiny saw me stealing Larry's secret coin stash.

Dark Koopa: Well, I'm back.

Pink: Where were ya?

Dark Koopa: I was out trying to be a physcic until I found out I have no physcic abilities. Then, I looked through a list of my friends and found something out. I don't have any. Except you guys. So, I came back.

Pink: *SLAP* Don't ever leave again!

Dark Koopa: Ow. Fine I won't.

Thumbs: *smack* Yeah. Don't leave.

Dark Koopa: Hey! You don't get to hit me. *punch*

Thumbs: Why'd you hit me?!

Dark Koopa: Because you hit me.

Thumbs: That was weeks ago!

Dark Koopa: Um, okay.

Pink: End transmission.