Thumbs: ARGH! My shell! Give it back, you stupid Fuzzy!

(Thumbs chases the Fuzzy out of the room.)

Dark Koopa: Hmm. Today is a special Interview. I need a break so it's Random Interviewer Day!

Comic Book Guy: Worst. Idea. Ever.

Dark Koopa: Do not mock my family's traditions!

(Dark Koopa drops an anvil on the large Simpsons character.)

Dark Koopa: Okay. Time to spin the wheel.

(The wheel is spun and it lands on Robot Devil.)

Robot Devil: Oh no! Now you have to trade hands with me!

Dark Koopa: What's with these TV show people? Better spin it again.

(This time the wheel lands on lose your turn.)

Dark Koopa: Aww. Your turn, Pink.

(The wheel lands on Mewstorm.)

Pink: There we go.

Dark Koopa: Good. I shall leave now.

(Mewstorm appears in the interviewee chair.)

Mewstorm: Where am I?

Pink: A studio. You're doing an Interview.

Mewstorm: How did I get here?

Pink: The power of K'Nex.

Mewstorm: Kay... Who am I interviewing?

Pink: Kooper.

Mewstorm: Well, okay.

Kooper: Phew. I just got here from this other Interview with this Fuzzy. It's kind of chaotic there.

Mewstorm: First question: Why do you idolize Kolorado?

Kooper: Why not? He's done so many great things as an adventurer and he lives right in my home town.

Mewstorm: Why do you wear that scarf?

Kooper: It brings me good luck. I once won the lottery while wearing it.

Mewstorm: Really? How much?

Kooper: Three coins.

Robot Devil: I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupider than you.

Pink: Characters shouldn't announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

Robot Devil: I was the first to use that joke!

Pink: You're not a Mario character, so out you go.

(Pink kicks out that stupid robot thing.)

Mewstorm: I'm not a Mario character either.

Pink: I've already thrown someone out. I'm done for today.

Mewstorm: Why do you have a blue shell?

Kooper: Well, I'm a Dark Koopa with a lighter tinted shell. That explains why I have a dizzy attack.

Mewstorm: How were you able to do the fire shell attack?

Kooper: I was actually breathing fire while spinning. That's right. I can breathe fire, but at a very short range.

Mewstorm: How did you feel when Mario hit you with the hammer instead of the Duplighost?

Kooper: I half-expected him to get it wrong. He is an idiot after all.

Mewstorm: How can you half-expect something?

Kooper: Shut up.

Mewstorm: Are you going to be in Paper Mario 2?

Kooper: Yeah, but I don't think I'll be a party member.

Mewstrom: What are your stats? They were never told in Paper Mario.

Kooper: I have 20 HP, 5 ATK, and 1 DEF as of now. They weren't always that high though.

Mewstorm: Time for audience questions. Hey, where's the audience?

Pink: I threw them all out.

Mewstorm: ... I really want to leave.

Pink: Too bad. You're stuck here forever.

(Mewstorm walks out of the studio.)

Pink: D'oh! End transmission.