Lemmy: Hello and welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show! I'm doing this Interview because it is taking place in Noki Bay underwater and I was the only one who put on a scuba suit.

Pink: Look, it's Scuba Steve!

Dark Koopa: You look really stupid, Lemmy.

Lemmy: Shouldn't you two be drowning?

Dark Koopa: Yep.

Pink: AHH! I'm drowning!

(Dark Koopa and Pink swim away.)

Lemmy: Today I interview Eely-Mouth, who is right under me. Hey, stupid cameraman, focus the camera on me.

Stupid Cameraman: ...

Lemmy: Oops. He drowned. Oh well. Do you work for Bowser?

Eely-Mouth: Nope. I'm neutral to the Mario-Koopa feud.

Lemmy: Then why did you attack Mario?

Eely-Mouth: I was in a lot of pain, which put me in a bad mood.

Lemmy: How did you obtain the Shine then?

Eely-Mouth: I took it from this big Blooper thing that attacked me.

Lemmy: Why did you come back to Noki Bay?

Eely-Mouth: I couldn't find another place to go. The Nokis didn't mind my return because now that I have good dental hygiene, I don't dirty up the water.

Lemmy: Why did you have a golden tooth?

Eely-Mouth: It's a false tooth. I couldn't change my dental ways in time to save it.

On the surface...

Dark Koopa: Oh great. We're in the middle of a bay. Can you get us out of here, Thumbs?

Thumbs: Where do you want to go?

Dark Koopa: The opposite place of here.

Thumbs: Okay, but first you need to put on helmets, safety pads, and bullet-proof vests.

Pink: Bullet-proof vests?

Back in Noki Bay...

Lemmy: How do you feel about Mario?

Eely-Mouth: I think he's great! If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have any teeth left.

Lemmy: Do you plan on being in another game?

Eely-Mouth: Probably not unless it takes place in Noki Bay at some point. I don't really plan on leaving this place again.

Lemmy: Where did all the coins here come from?

Eely-Mouth: Just like the Shine, I took those coins from that big Blooper.

Lemmy: How did you make the water so dirty before?

Eely-Mouth: It wasn't my fault. My dirty teeth was polluting the water.

Lemmy: That's all we have for today because my oxygen is running out.

At Mt. Lavalava...

Dark Koopa: This isn't what I meant by opposite.

Pink: Oh well.

Lava Piranha: AHA! IT'S THAT PINK YOSHI AGAIN! NOW I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!

Pink: Oh really?

(Pink squirts Lava Piranha with a water gun.)

Lava Piranha: NO! NOT AGAIN!

Dark Koopa: That was so predictable.

Mime: I'm a mime.

Dark Koopa: You're the worst mime ever.

Lava Piranha: END TRANSMISSION!

At Noki Bay...

Lemmy: Help! I'm stuck in the middle of a bay!

Noki: I'll help you.

Lemmy: AHH! Must drown myself!