Yellow: Hello and welcome to-

Pink: The Yoshi Interview Show!

Yellow: Yes. Only Yoshis are allowed here this Interview.

Mario: I'm-a Mario!

Pink: Get out!

(Pink kicks Mario throught the roof.)

Yellow: Where are those other Interview people?

On some interstate...

Dark Koopa: Why am I interviewing this brick wall again?

Susan: It was your idea.

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

(A bunch of cars hit the wall.)

Back at the studio...

Pink: Today we interview, you guessed it, Yoshi.

Blue: I didn't.

Pink: Be quiet. Why do you speak such bad English?

Yoshi: I do it to look cute. I won't talk like that this Interview though, because the writer's feeling lazy.

Yellow: Good. You're making the rest of us Yoshis look unedumacated. How long do Yoshis live for?

Yoshi: Long time. Don't know exactly. I think it's about 500 years.

***

Thumbs: Today I interview this brick wall.

Dark Koopa: Stop copying me! This is my wall!

Thumbs: Stop copying me! This is my wall!

Dark Koopa: My patience is thin and your head is fat!

Thumbs: Say what?

Dark Koopa: I got an idea. Susan, paint this wall green.

Susan: What will that accomplish?

Dark Koopa: Nothing. Do it anyway.

Thumbs: Hey Dark, your feet smell.

Dark Koopa: How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Thumbs: Uh...

***

Pink: Why are Yoshis different colors?

Yoshi: A Yoshi's color is based on their personality. For example, green is leader-like and blue is strong but um... dumb.

Blue: I read this book. Am I smart now?

Pink: Let's not ask for miracles. Why do Yoshis wear saddles?

Yoshi: It goes back to prehistoric times. We were basically the horses of Plit. We still wear them because we're used to them and they're comfortable.

Yellow: Why do Yoshis wear boots?

Yoshi: We have very delicate feet and we wear them to protect our feet.

Pink: I can't believe we don't know this stuff.

Yellow: I guess we're dummies.

Pink: Maybe you are.

Yellow: ... Is there anything Yoshis won't eat?

Yoshi: Spicy things. Especially chili peppers. White and black Yoshis can eat them though. They can eat anything.

Yellow: What's with the white and black Yoshis anyway?

Yoshi: They're the strongest of us. They're very rare though.

Pink: What is your favorite food?

Yoshi: Like all Yoshis, I like melons but I also like watermelons.

Pink: Do you like the Koopalings?

Yoshi: Yeah. Why not? They aren't so bad. Larry is pretty tasty.

***

Susan: I'm done.

Dark Koopa: Good. Now no one can copy me.

Marluigi: Hey, a green brick wall. That's an original Interview.

Dark Koopa: Grr...

Thumbs: I sure am glad I painted this wall green. Now it won't look like I'm copying anyway.

Dark Koopa: I'm gonna kill you!

Thumbs: AHH!

***

Yellow: How did your relationship with Birdo begin?

Yoshi: It was right before Mario Tennis. We needed more players so some of us went out to look for some. I eventually found a Brido who was willing to play and was quite fond of me. After a while, I liked her back.

Pink: How do you feel about Mario?

Yoshi: I don't really like him. He weighs a lot and it hurts when he rides me. I like Luigi more.

Pink: Why was Boo your partner in Mario Party 3?

Yoshi: We made an agreement. He wouldn't scare me and I wouldn't eat him if we became partners.

Pink: What about Koopa Troopa in Toadstool Tour?

Yoshi: We have the same taste in footwear.

Yellow: Time for audience questions. Seat 982.

Red: Where do you live?

Yoshi: Most Yoshis live on Yoshi's Island or Yoshi's Village, but I live in Peach's Castle.

Pink: Seat 23.

Purple: Why does a specific colored Yoshi wear a specific colored pair of boots?

Yoshi: It's an old tradition and I don't think it will end soon.

Yellow: Wooey!

Yoshi: Why did you do that?

Yellow: Felt like it.

Pink: Seat 411.

Black: Can Yoshis use power-ups?

Yoshi: Some of them. We can use the Mushroom and Star but the others can only be used by the Mario Bros.

Yellow: Seat 8.

Orange: What was so special about the Happy Tree?

Yoshi: Without it, Yoshis become sad and depressed.

Pink: Seat 720.

White: Why hasn't Poochy ever helped Mario?

Yoshi: Poochy passed away before he had the chance. The last game he was in was Tetris Attack.

Yellow: That's all we have for today. That Interview was very Yoshiish.

Iggy: If that's a word, I agree!

Pink: A Koopa? Get him!

Iggy: Help!

Yoshi: End transmission.

Iggy: Thank you!