Dark Koopa: I'm back from that stuff that happened.

Susan: Hahaha... No, you didn't.

Dark Koopa: Do you even know?

Susan: Yeah. Uh... No.

Dark Koopa: Why are you acting like that guy on Letterman?

Susan: I don't know.

(Susan bends over backwards and falls down.)

Dark Koopa: Today I interview Boomerang Brother. Okay, where do Boomerang Bros. live?

Boomerang Bro: In the Plitralian Outback.

Dark Koopa: What are your boomerangs made out of?

Boomerang Bro: One of the rarest kinds of wood.

Dark Koopa: It says it's made out of oak.

Boomerang Bro: That's rare, right?

Dark Koopa: No. What is your relationship with the other Bros?

Boomerang Bro: We're cousins. Not brothers.

Susan: I knew that.

Boomerang Bro: No one cares.

Dark Koopa: Do you have any extra boomerangs in case you lose one?

Boomerang Bro: Yep. I got a box full of them.

Susan: Hey, where did you send Pink?

Dark Koopa: Somewhere.

At Mt. Lavalava...

Pink: Hot hot hot!

Lava Piranha: THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO CALL ME A LOUDMOUTH!

Morton: Yeah, that's my profession.

Pink: I got a water gun and I know how to use it! Wait, no I don't.

Lava Piranha: YOU JUST PULL THE TRIGGER!

Pink: Ah. Thanks.

(Pink squirts Lava Piranha.)

Lava Piranha: I'M MELTING! WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!

Morton: Do you ever shut up? You're making me look bad, awful, horrible, disgra- AHH!

(Pink chases Morton around with the water gun.)

Dark Koopa: Time for audience questions. Brainless anarchy guy, ask a question.

The King: Do you like golf?

Boomerang Bro: No. That's why I didn't appear in Mario Golf.

The King: What?

Boomerang Bro: Huh?

The King: What?

Boomerang Bro: Huh?

The King: Okay.

Dark Koopa: Seat 49.

Lemmy: Lemmy: Why didn't you appear in any games between Superstar Saga and Yoshi's Safari?

Boomerang Bro: Bowser fired all of us other Bros. because Hammer Bros worked for much cheaper pay. We were rehired by Superstar Saga.

Dark Koopa: Seat 1/2.

Half A Man: I'm half a man! Isn't that weird?

Dark Koopa: No. Ask a question.

Half A Man: How do you feel about Hammer Bros?

Boomerang Bro: I'm a bit angry they took our jobs, but we still get along fine.

Fire Bro: They took our jobs!

Sledge Bro: Derker derka!

Dark Koopa: No need for South Park jokes. Seat 18.

Daisy: Why were you the boss in that one Doomtank?

Boomerang Bro: Because it's mine. I made it. Ludwig isn't the only inventor in the Koopa Troop.

Dark Koopa: Seat 70.

Yellow: How far can your boomerang go?

Boomerang Bro: About 15 feet.

Dark Koopa: That's all we have for today. Now everyone cheer for me.

Audience: Boo!

Yellow: Uh... Yay?

Pink: I'm back.

Audience: Yay!

Dark Koopa: Grr...

(Dark Koopa raises the spikes in every seat except 70.)

Yellow: Wooey! My enthusiasm paid off!

Dark Koopa: I'd like to thank Lemmy for giving me this idea.

Lemmy: Then why'd you use it on me?

Dark Koopa: You're fine. It only popped your ball and you have millions of those. End transmission.

Fire Bro: They took our jobs!

Sledge Bro: Derker derka!