Dark Koopa: Pink, you're doing this Interview with me or-

Pink: Or else. Or else what? Exactly. I got it.

Dark Koopa: Okay then.

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show! Grr... Why did you stop doing your opening line?

Dark Koopa: Today we interview Piranha Plant.

Pink: And we're not going to have audience questions because we gave out free tickets.

Wario: Then I want my money back!

Dark Koopa: Idiot. How much do Piranha Plants eat?

Piranha: We eat all the time because we're always hungry. We eat almost as much as Yoshis.

Pink: How are some Piranha Plants able to fly?

Piranha: Those Piranha Plants use their leaves as wings to fly.

Dark Koopa: Let's finish each other's sentences like-

Pink: Lemmy and Iggy do.

Lemmy: We don't do that-

Iggy: Anymore. See?

Dark Koopa: How come some Piranha Plants-

Pink: Are so big?

Piranha: The more we eat, the bigger we get.

Pink: Why do some Piranha Plants-

Dark Koopa: Live in pipes?

Piranha: It's an easy place to hide so we can catch our prey.

Pink: What do you do-

Dark Koopa: For a living?

Piranha: I sell ceiling fans. Wait, I sell ceiling fans? I'm gonna kill myself!

Dark Koopa: How sharp-

Pink: Are your teeth?

Piranha: My teeth can chew through anything. Even steel.

Pink: Time for aud- Wait. Nope. Never mind.

Audience: Aw...

Dark Koopa: How can some of you-

Pink: Spit fireballs?

Piranha: They had flammable stomach acid. Sometimes they can spit the acid too.

Pink: How come some of you in Yoshi's Island took one hit-

Dark Koopa: While others took three?

Piranha: Those were Putrid Piranhas. They were hybrids, so they were stronger. There are very few of them though.

Dark Koopa: What is the average lifespan of a Piranha Plant?

Pink: Hey!

Dark Koopa: Whoops.

Piranha: Hundreds of years.

Pink: How can Frost Piranhas survive-

Dark Koopa: The cold?

Piranha: They've lived there so long, they evolved to adapt it.

Iggy: You know, Lemmy, maybe we should go back to finishing each other's sentences. It was kind of fun.

Lemmy: No.

Iggy: Will you take it into consideration?

Lemmy: No.

Iggy: Will you say anything other than no?

Lemmy: No.

Dark Koopa: What are your-

Pink: Stats?

Piranha: 5 HP, 3 ATK, 0 DEF.

Dark Koopa: Allies?

Piranha: Forest Fuzzies.

Galvar: Pacific Bell!

Pink: Are you saying that just to annoy me?

Galvar: Yep. That would be my hobby.

Pink: Where do Piranha Plants-

Dark Koopa: Live?

Piranha: Anyplace with a lot of plants, but mostly in Forever Forest and Jade Jungle.

Dark Koopa: What do you-

Pink: Like to eat?

Piranha: I'll eat just about anything. But my favorite foods are Koopas and Yoshis.

Dark Koopa: Uh-

Pink: Oh.

Piranha: I'm getting kind of hungry.

(The Piranha Plant eats Dark Koopa and Pink.)

Piranha: Yummy.

Dark Koopa: Well, this-

Pink: Stinks. It's really cramped in here.

Dark Koopa: We can stop finishing each other's sentences now.

Pink: Okay.

Dark Koopa: Get your foot out of my face.

Pink: I can't move. Deal with it.

Dark Koopa: Why me?

Pink: When are we going to get out of here?

Dark Koopa: Let's see. How long does it take for you to digest your food?

Piranha: 20 to 30 years.

Pink: What?!

Dark Koopa: I was afraid of that.

Pink: Haha! You're afraid!

Dark Koopa: Shut up. Well, I guess that's all we have for today.

Piranha: *burp*

Dark Koopa: This is so lame.

Pink: Yep.

Piranha: End transmission.

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview-

Iggy: Show!

Lemmy: You're dead.

Iggy: Epp!