Dark Koopa: Pink, you're doing another Interview.

Pink: Why?

Dark Koopa: I feel like making you.

Pink: What if I refuse?

Dark Koopa: You'll do it or else.

Pink: Or else what?

Dark Koopa: Exactly.

Pink: Kay... Who am I interviewing?

Dark Koopa: I don't know. Interview that stupid block thing.

Thwomp: Hey!

Dark Koopa: I was talking about Whomp, but you'll do.

Pink: What are you made of?

Thwomp: Limestone.

Pink: Mmm. Limes. How were you created?

Thwomp: Ludwig created a machine that could bring stones and metal to life. So basically, I already existed as a stone.

Pink: Why are you such a distinct shape then?

Thwomp: Ludwig wanted us to look neat.

Pink: Why weren't you a member of the original Koopa Troop?

Thwomp: That's obvious. At that time, we weren't invented because Ludwig wasn't born yet.

Pink: Oh, right. Why do Thwomps have no spikes in later games?

Thwomp: We figured out we had the same attack power without the spikes. We removed them because if we attack Mario and miss, the spikes hurt us.

Pink: How are some Thwomps able to float?

Thwomp: The metallic ones are able to stay in the air through weak magnets in the roofs. They can break away from the magnets easily. As for stone Thwomps, they can't float, they can only jump in the air for a short time.

Pink: Why are you so grumpy?

Thwomp: Wouldn't you be grumpy if you had no limbs?

Pink: Oh, I see. You're a big crybaby.

Thwomp: Waaah! That was mean!

Pink: Time for audience questions. Seat aww who cares?

Dark Koopa: That's not a seat.

Pink: I said I don't care.

Dark Koopa: Call a number or else.

Pink: Or else what?

Dark Koopa: Exactly.

Pink: ... Fine. Seat 40.

Thumbs: Why weren't you in Paper Mario?

Thwomp: We weren't invented yet. The events of Paper Mario happened before Mario 3.

Pink: Seat 385.

Thwomp: No need to shout.

Pink: Uh... Okay.

Luigi: What's your weakness?

Thwomp: Our speed. We're too slow to be able to hit often.

Luigi: I'm telling Mario!

Thwomp: Who are you anyway? Besides, he already knows.

Luigi: Mario doesn't know anything.

Thwomp: Oh yeah.

Pink: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Dark Koopa: Who's complaining?

Pink: Seat 1.

Mc Galvar: Pacific Bell.

Pink: What?! I hate phone ads!

Mc Galvar: AHH!

(Pink chases Mc Galvar out of the studio.)

Dark Koopa: That was stupid.

Thwomp: Now who's going to interview me?

Dark Koopa: No one. You're a loser.

Thwomp: We'll see about that.

Dark Koopa: Yes, we will.