(Dark Koopa goes inside the studio and changes the sign that says "Sorry, we're closed" to "Sorry, we're open".)

Dark Koopa: Ah. My new studio.

(The audience comes in, sees that Dark Koopa is the interviewer, and leaves.)

Dark Koopa: Losers. Oh well. Pink and Susan is all the audience I need.

(Susan can be seen trying to sneak out of the studio.)

Dark Koopa: Susan.

Susan: Yes?

Dark Koopa: Who am I interviewing?

Susan: Wendy.

(Wendy comes out and starts doing poses.)

Dark Koopa: No point doing that. The audience is gone.

Wendy: Where'd they go?

Dark Koopa: Don't ask. Here's something I always wanted to know: Do you like Lemmy?

Wendy: Yes. I love him. There, I said it. Is he here?

Dark Koopa: No.

Wendy: Good. Because he shall never know.

Larry: I heard that! I'm telling Lemmy!

Wendy: Oh no you won't!

Dark Koopa: You're lucky Susan left.

Susan: I did?

Dark Koopa: Yeah.

Susan: Oh.

(Susan leaves.)

Wendy: If you tell anyone, I'll bring Susan back in here.

Larry: Fine.

Dark Koopa: We're on live TV, but whatever. Can you trust Larry with your secrets?

Wendy: Of course. Larry is excellent at keeping secrets.

Larry: No I'm not, you bed wetter. Oops.

Wendy: Hey!

Dark Koopa: Why do you like to shop?

Wendy: Because I'm a girl! Also, I have tons of money to spend.

Dark Koopa: Why do you like water so much?

Wendy: Since Ocean is my middle name, Bowser wanted me to stay by water when I was young to keep that name's accuracy. I'm so used to water now, I can't help but like it.

Dark Koopa: You call your father "Bowser" a lot. You don't seem to have much respect for him.

Wendy: Would you have respect for someone who would torture you just because he felt like it?

Dark Koopa: Guess not.

Wendy: At least he treats my brothers worse.

Pink: I haven't said anything yet.

Dark Koopa: Uh huh.

Pink: I'm done.

Dark Koopa: I've heard you like Peach and I've heard you hate Peach. Which is it?

Wendy: I hate Peach! Everything I want, Peach gets first. It's not fair!

Dark Koopa: Why do you throw tantrums? You seem a bit old to be doing that.

Wendy: Because it gets me whatever I want and it has always worked. Why stop something that's working?

Dark Koopa: Why did you fight Mario over lava in Mario World?

Wendy: I thought I could jump out and scare him, causing him to jump back into the lava. It didn't work.

Dark Koopa: Where did your clones come from?

Wendy: Lemmy made them for me. They look nothing like me though.

Wendy's Clone: ...

Wendy: Stop mocking me!

Dark Koopa: How can you use the candy ring spell with your own wand?

Wendy: The Water Land King's wand and mine were very similar, so all I had to do was memorize the spell.

Dark Koopa: That's all we have for today. I want a normal ending, so I'll say it now. End transmission.

Pink: That was lame.

Dark Koopa: Shut up.