Dark Koopa: Today I interview Crystal King.

Lemmy: Hey! You skipped a line!

Dark Koopa: (ignoring Lemmy) With Pink not around, we may be able to go a whole Interview without a cameo and-

Siro: Hi.

Dark Koopa: Never mind. What are you exactly, Crystal King?

Crystal King: I'm a Duplighost. I'm just wearing a robe instead of a blanket thingy.

Dark Koopa: Why didn't you copy Mario or one of his party members then?

Crystal: Because my attacks are stronger. Why should I use an attack weaker than mine?

Dark Koopa: I see what you mean. How did you become so powerful?

Crystal King: I was an exceptionally strong Duplighost. So Bowser chose me to make more powerful with the Star Rod.

Dark Koopa: How can you heal yourself?

Crystal King: The Star Rod not only made me more powerful, it gave me psychic powers, allowing me to heal, clone, and float.

Dark Koopa: What about freezing?

Crystal King: All Duplighosts can do that. They just do it rarely because it drains energy. The Star Rod eliminated that problem for me.

***

Susan: Alright. I'm here. Now where's Pink? I want to get out of here fast. My last experience here wasn't good.

(Susan sees Pink pummeling Chinese Wart.)

Susan: Come on, Pink. Dark Koopa needs you back for security.

Pink: I'm not leaving. They have fried rice here.

Susan: But I have sugar cubes.

Pink: Sugar cubes? Where?

Susan: Just follow me down this hole and I'll give you some.

Pink: Okay!

(Susan and Pink jump down the hole.)

***

Dark Koopa: What are your stats?

Crystal King: I have 70 HP, 6 ATK, and 2 DEF.

Dark Koopa: Where does the DEF comes from?

Crystal King: My crown. It's made of unbreakable ice which cannot be melted.

Dark Koopa: It's cold in here.

(Dark Koopa turns on the heater. Crystal King's crown immediately melts.)

Crystal King: NOOO!

Dark Koopa: What's your weakness?

Crystal King: Fire. I especially dislike Kooper's fire shell attack.

Dark Koopa: What do you do now?

Crystal King: I still live in Crystal Palace. The Star Spirits don't eally mind me being there since I turned good after being beat by Mario.

Dark Koopa: You turned good? You quitter. I remember all the times I could've given up but never did. Are you even listening to me? Oh, I give up.

Crystal King: I have to live somewhere.

Dark Koopa: How did Bowser feel about you losing to Mario?

Crystal King: He didn't really care. After Mario beat Tubba Blubba, he pretty much expected the rest of us to fail.

Dark Koopa: That's all we have for today. We won't be having audience questions today because there's no audience. Why is there no audience? Ugh. There's not a single person here.

Siro: Wait. I'm here.

Dark Koopa: Nope. No one at all.

Susan: We're back.

Dark Koopa: About time.

Pink: Where are my sugar cubes?

Susan: Here.

(Pink eats the sugar cubes, becomes hyper, and destroys the studio.)

Dark Koopa: Nice going.

Susan: Sorry.

Lemmy: I need more lines. End transmission.