Susan: Yay! Finally all my hard work has paid off! Today I interview Larry.

Larry: Help me!

Susan: Before I get to what's important, I have to ask some questions.

Larry: Phew.

Susan: Why do you keep all those plants around?

Larry: My plants bring out my sensitive side. They keep me calm when my home is chaotic. When you're around, for example.

Susan: It is indeed quite chaotic while I'm around. Next question: When will we be getting married?

Larry: Do I have to answer that?

Susan: I guess not, but you can at least answer this: Do you like me?

Larry: A little, but that doesn't mean nothing!

Susan: (Yes!) How were you able to shoot fireballs in Mario World?

Larry: You couldn't see it in the game, but I had a Fire Flower with me.

Susan: Why was your castle so close to Bowser's in Mario World?

Larry: Some say that Bowser wanted me there for certain reasons, but I in fact chose to stay there because at the time, the Valley of Bowser was the most economically prosperous region in Dinosaur Land.

Susan: Why were your magic attacks so weak in Mario 3?

Larry: The wand wasn't mine. It was the King of Grass Land's. Since it wasn't mine, I had little control over it, making my attacks weak.

Susan: Why was your hair a different color in Mario World?

Larry: I dyed it. We and my siblings all tried to look different in Mario World in order to confuse Mario. Unfortunately, it didn't work.

Susan: That's a shame. Why did you look different in the Mario Cartoons?

Larry: Makeup does wonders, doesn't it?

Susan: Sure does. Let's go to audience questions so we can get to the good part.

Larry: *gulp*

Susan: Seat 2.

Lemmy: Why haven't I had a line yet?

Susan: You just did.

Lemmy: Never mind.

Susan: Seat 9 kajillion.

Larry: A real number seems more appropriate.

Susan: Okay. Seat 8.

Kamek: Which is your favorite pet? Playful or Bagels?

Larry: I'm more of a cat person, so Playful is my favorite pet.

Susan: Another thing we have in common!

Playful: I don't care. *lick*

Bagels: I don't care either. I only care if Master Bowser likes me.

Bowser: Get away from me, you stupid dog.

Bagels: He does!

Susan: Seat 6.

Pink: Do you like Yoshis?

Susan: Don't answer that!

Larry: Believe it or not, I do like Yoshis despite the fact they try to eat me becuase I'm "tasty". The reason is because they like fruit like me.

Pink: Good answer.

Susan: Didn't see that coming.

Larry: I bet you didn't.

Susan: Okay. No more questions. Time for the good part.

Larry: Uh oh. End transmission!

Susan: NOOOO! I did see that coming.