Dark Koopa: Hello and welcome to-

Silence...

Dark Koopa: Good. He's not here.

Lemmy: Sorry I'm late. Lemmy's Interview Show!

Dark Koopa: Who will I be interviewing today, Susan?

Susan: Uhh... Charlie.

Dark Koopa: Who?

Susan: That loser from Mario Golf.

Dark Koopa: What's with all these lame interviewees recently?

Susan: I don't know.

Charlie: Hello everyone.

Dark Koopa: Now, why should anyone consider you a Mario character?

Charlie: I appeared in the game, Mario Golf. Which I believe is a Mario game.

Dark Koopa: Why didn't you appear in any other games?

Charlie: During the golf tour, I was hit by a truck and broke every bone in my body.

Dark Koopa: Oh. So that's why you're in that wheelchair?

Charlie: Yes.

Dark Koopa: Why aren't any of the other characters exclusive to Mario Golf in any other games?

Charlie: They didn't feel like being in another game. Makes you think, doesn't it?

Dark Koopa: No it doesn't. How do you all feel about being replaced by Koopa Troopa, Boo, Birdo, and the others in Toadstool Tour?

Charlie: It makes me very angry! In fact, I might have to hurt one of them to vent all this anger.

(Everyone from Toadstool Tour beats up Charlie.)

Charlie: You can't do that! I'm handicapped!

Dark Koopa: Doing that on Plit is perfectly legal, stupid. At least in this studio it is. Anyway, are there any advantages to being a weaker golfer than a baby?

Charlie: Yes. I have more control over the ball.

Dark Koopa: *yawn* I'm bored. Who wants to beat up Charlie again?

(A random assortment of characters beat up Charlie.)

Dark Koopa: Ah. That's better. Let's have soem audience questions. Seat 82.

Larry: Do you have any contact with the Mario Gang anymore?

Charlie: I call Luigi all the time, but he never returns my calls.

(Luigi sneaks out of the studio.)

Dark Koopa: Seat 277.

Pink Yoshi: Do you like Yoshis?

Dark Koopa: Would you stop asking that?!

Pink Yoshi: So... do you like Yoshis?

Dark Koopa: Ugh. Like we don't know the answer.

Charlie: Nope. Yoshi made me look bad in a golf tournament so I hate him.

(I think you know what happens after that. If not, too bad, I'm too lazy to say.)

Dark Koopa: Susan, can you please call security to escort this corpse, I mean Charlie, out of the studio?

Susan: Okay.

Dark Koopa: End transmission.

Susan: Wait. You didn't say "That's all we have for today. See you next time on-.

Dark Koopa: I'm not going to say that because then Lemmy will say "Lemmy's Interview Show".

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Dark Koopa: Never mind.

Susan: End transmission.