Dark Koopa: Hello and welcome to-

Lemmy: The Interview Show of Lemmy!

Dark Koopa: Before I start the Interview, I'd to introduce my new assistant, Susan.

Susan: Assistant? When did this happen?

Dark Koopa: Don't you remember?

Susan: So this will get me closer to Larry?

Dark Koopa: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Susan: I'll do it! I love these mints!

Dark Koopa: Those aren't mints.

(Susan turns green.)

Susan: I don't feel good.

(Susan covers her mouth and runs out of the room.)

Susan: I remember being sick that week.

Dark Koopa: Look. You're my assistant now. So tell me who I'm interviewing.

Susan: Mama Fireplant.

Dark Koopa: Oh, kill me now.

Susan: Okay.

Dark Koopa: I wasn't serious.

Susan: Well be more specific.

(Mama Fireplant is brought out singing.)

Dark Koopa: AHH! You trying to kill me?! Stop that!

Mama Fireplant: What's wrong with my singing?

Dark Koopa: What isn't wrong with your singing?

Mama Fireplant: Everyone's a critic.

Dark Koopa: You never appeared in a Mario game. Why should anyone consider you a Mario character?

Mama Fireplant: I was one of the main characters in the Super Mario World episode, Fire Sale.

Dark Koopa: Why do you sing? It sounds like nails on a chalk board.

Mama Fireplant: You got to have something to do when you can't move on your own. Would like to hear a sample?

Dark Koopa: No!

(Mama Fireplant starts to sing.)

Dark Koopa: Stop! You're killing me!

Mama Fireplant: Oh fine.

Dark Koopa: I hate doing Interviews sometimes. Can you explain how you breathe fire?

Fireplant: The same way Koopas do. My stomach acid is flammable and, well, enough said.

Dark Koopa: Do you really think anyone likes your singing?

Mama Fireplant: Wendy does.

Dark Koopa: Yeah right. Wendy was clearly trying to ignore you.

Mama Fireplant: It's not true!

Dark Koopa: When the ice cave was collapsing, why didn't you help Wendy get out?

Mama Fireplant: Because Wendy kidnapped me and she's evil. Just like all Koopas and you.

Dark Koopa: Evil? Evil?! You don't know what evil is. Your singing is what's evil. We'd better go to audience questions before I kill the interviewee like the evil Koopa I am. Seat 98.

Waluigi's Twin: Who is your favorite Mario Gang member?

Mama Fireplant: Definitely Yoshi. I love Yoshi. He saved me life.

Yoshi: Yoshi no like you. Yoshi should have let you die. Your singing make Yoshi's ears bleed.

Waluigi's Twin: What ears?

Yoshi: Shhhhh.

Dark Koopa: Seat 85.

Babykoopa19: Why did you join the Mario Gang?

Mama Fireplant: Because I was sick of being evil. I wanted to help the cavepeople. They're cute.

Dark Koopa: You have mental problems if you think the cavepeople are cute. Seat 91.

Iggy: Why do you have that corn husk on your head?

Mama Fireplant: Corn husk? That's my hair.

Dark Koopa: That's all we have for today. Susan, can you please escort Mama Fireplant to the execution room?

Susan: Where's that?

Dark Koopa: You're useless. I'll do it.

(Dark Koopa kicks Mama Fireplant into a room. Inside the room, Wendy can be seen holding a chainsaw. Screams can be heard from inside the room.)

Dark Koopa: Call me evil, will you?

Susan: Evil.

Dark Koopa: Shut up.

(Oogtar walks into the room.)

Oogtar: Hey dudes. I'm dino-bunga.

(Dark Koopa drops a safe on Oogtar.)

Dark Koopa: Hehe. I'm so evil. End transmission.