Lemmy: Hello, and welcome to another installment of LEMMY'S INTERVIEWS! I am your host and-

Princess Peach: I was looking for The Wendy Show. Where is it?

Lemmy: Take a left out this door and go down a couple more doors. Ya can't miss it.

(Half the audience leaves.)

Lemmy: Now, as I was saying-

Smithy: Hey! This isn't The BB Show!

Lemmy: Good observation.

Smithy: Where is it?

Lemmy: Across the hall from The Wendy Show.

(The other half of the audience leaves.)

Lemmy: ...Oookay! Is there anyone still here?

Mario: I'm-a Mario!

Lemmy: So no one's here?

Mario: I'm-a Mario!

Lemmy: Well, the show must go on! Please give a round of applause for my guest, Nick Koopa!

(Mario looks 'round for the applause as Nick Koopa walks on to the stage and takes a seat next to Lemmy while waving to the audience, although Mario is not looking.)

Lemmy: There you have it, Nick Koopa. Bye!

Nick: Wait! You haven't asked me any questions!

Lemmy: Fine, fine! So why are you so mean to us?

Nick: That was not me. That was my malignant clone that Ludwig and I mistakenly produced at one time. He concealed me but I finally prevailed and defeated him. From hence force you will only see the beneficiary Nick Koopa!

Lemmy: ...Yeah right.

Nick: What?

Lemmy: Er, I said 'All right'!

Nick: I thought you' would be satisfied.

Lemmy: Liar. So then, uh, what have you been up to since your last appearance in "Lemmy's Success Story"?

Nick: Well, I was inhabiting the closet with the broomhandle blocking my exit. My clone was on a disastrous rampage in the real world, disguised as a president of something.

Lemmy: Do you vote for "Lemmy's Success Story" in Lemmy's Story Contest?

Nick: No.

Lemmy: You should!

Nick: Ok.

Lemmy: Are you jealous of your sister Susan? She gets a lot more airtime than you.

Nick: True, but all her positions are lame. All the stories I appear in are magnificent! I just hope the author who puts her in all his stories can imagine some real roles to put her in.

(Golden Road walks in.)

Golden Road: Is this The Wendy Show?

Lemmy: No, it was canceled today.

Golden Road: K, guess I'll just go to The BB Show!

(Golden Road leaves.)

Lemmy: Doesn't anyone like my show?

Mario: I'm-a Mario!

Lemmy: I'm a failure!

Nick: I think your show is intricately designed and contains philosophic discussion for higher educative values, and I stand in admiration of your accomplishment.

Lemmy: Well, that's all the time we have for today! Tune in next time when I-

Nick: Wait! You didn't ask for questions from the audience!

Lemmy: Fine! Mario, ask a question!

Mario: Will your returning to this habitation have any scientific benefits?

Lemmy: ... Uh...

Nick: I intend to return to Ludwig's laboratory and assist him in amending his previous models and also writing blueprints for my own designs. These changes will revolutionize the world as we know it.

Lemmy: I think I feel sick. Is it ok if we leave now?

Nick: Fine by me!

Lemmy: Mario?

Mario: I'm-a Mario!

Lemmy: And I'm outta here. See ya!