Phantos67: I need something to eat. What we got?
G Bloop: Uh... Chef Guy is out at the store, he'll be back in a few minutes with groceries.
Phantos67: I can't wait that long.
G Bloop: He'll be back in a few minutes! Can't you wait?
Phantos67: No. I'll be rummaging around in the kitchen looking for something to eat.
(Thud walks in the door and there is a tiny-looking Thud next to him.)
Thud: THIS HERE IS MY NEPHEW, THID.
G Bloop: Uh... Hey Thid.
Thid: Hi.
(Phantos comes back.)
Phantos67: There isn't any food! Man, this stinks.
Thid: Hi.
Phantos67: Oh. Hey. Who is this Thwimp?
Thud: MY NEPHEW... I THINK.
(A window breaks and somebody comes in.)
Dark Koopa: No.
(Dark Koopa exits and breaks another window.)
Dark Koopa: Who keeps signing me up for these?!
G Bloop: Did a one of those stupid Koopa Troppas break two windows of ours?
Thid: Yes. Let’s sue!
Phantos67: Thud, go kill the pesky thing.
(Thud attempts to squash the Dark Koopa when he suddenly realizes who it is.)
Thud: OH. IT IS THE FAMOUS INTERVIEW KOOPA PERSON GUY.
G Bloop: It isn't April Fools yet, Thud.
Thud: NO, LOOK, STUPID BLOOPER.
Phantos67: Oh. Hey there, Dark Koopa.
(G Bloop turns around.)
G Bloop: He wasn't joking.
Dark Koopa: You still haven't answered my question.
Phantos67: Oh yeah, that'd be me. I drafted you since my popularity polls haven't been in the top tens lately.
Dark Koopa: It's probably because you have a 67 in your name. Numbers are a sign of weakness.
Iggy2: I agree!
Dark Koopa: We really don't need a second one.
Phantos67: Numbers are a sign that you went to jail. I just liked the last two digits.
G Bloop: You went to jail?
Phantos67: Shut up.
Thid: I want to be interviewed!
Phantos67: Interview a Wimp?
Thid: I'm a Thwimp. You spelled it wrong.
Phantos67: N-E-R-D is the correct spelling. Get lost.
Thid: No. Ask me a question.
Phantos67: Whatever. When will you get big enough to be worth something?
Thwimp: When I eat enough rocks to make me grow, I guess. Uncle Thud, how do rocks grow?
Thud: THUD DON'T KNOW.
Dark Koopa: Thid? Is this gonna be a fan character? You guys are ROCKS. YOU DON'T GROW! And you certainly don't have relatives, so stop calling that rock your uncle!
Thud: I JUST PICKED HIM UP ON THE ROAD.
Thid: I just thought he might be my uncle.
Phantos67: ...
Dark Koopa: You two are as dumb as rocks. That being said, what's the difference between Thwimps and Thwomps?
Thid: Thwimps are smaller and therefore have more space for free movement, so we can jump around instead of just going up and down. And up and down. Up and down.
Phantos67: You've only appeared in Super Mario World, why?
Thid: No. I've appeared in Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2 as well.
Phantos67: Still, why so few appearances?
Thid: Because we are... kind of wimps-
Phantos67: Ha! You admit it!
Thid: -and we don't do much except hop back and forth. There isn't much of a use for us unless we are in a platformer game. And we didn't make the auditions for New Super Mario Bros.
Dark Koopa: You say this as if Thwomps are more useful.
Thid: They've been appearing less and less too.
Dark Koopa: Point. How come you jump back and forth instead of chasing a target?
Thid: How am I supposed to know what a target is supposed to be? I'm a rock!
Dark Koopa: You'll think of a way.
Thid: No I won't.
Phantos67: I’ve always wanted to ask this.
G Bloop: Then go ahead.
Phantos67: How can you rocks see?!
Thid: Who says we can see?
Thud: THUD DOES.
Thid: Oh. Well we are living rocks.
Phantos67: You’re saying that in a tone like it actually makes sense.
Shrugger: THE LAWS OF PHYSICS CHANGE ON PLIT!
Phantos67: Go away.
Dark Koopa: I have no idea what you people are talking about.
Thid: A wizard did it.
Dark Koopa: They're called Magikoopas.
Thid: Same thing. They're called Koopa Wizards in the cartoon.
Dark Koopa: But that was an abomination. It had Oogtar.
Oogtar: Hey dudes! I'm dino-bunga!
Dark Koopa: Uh huh...
Phantos67: Abomination indeed...
Dark Koopa: You don't even know what we're talking about.
Phantos67: Huh? What?
Thid: Pitiful.
Phantos67: You’re one to talk, shorty. Are Thwimps still around and stuff?
Thid: Yeah, but there aren't too many of us. We were kind of a failed idea in Bowser's plans. We didn't hurt anybody so we just kind of jumped around other places. Some of us live in Thwomp Mountain still.
Dark Koopa: I'm glad they finally realized all you stupid rocks should all just be sent to one place. Can you survive lava?
Thid: I dunno. I never checked.
Dark Koopa: You so should.
Wacko: Yeah, once we’re done grilling you, go jump in some lava. Get it? Grilling, and lava? *bursts out laughing*
Phantos67: Shut up.
Wacko: That was funny! Good humor!
Phantos67: No it wasn’t. How come we didn't see any medium-sized Thwomps?
Thid: Because they weren't allowed in the game. Teens are bad news.
Dark Koopa: Can I leave now? You people all have issues. And I don't.
Thid: -
Dark Koopa: I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!
Phantos67: G Bloop has the issues.
Dark Koopa: You do too.
Phantos67: Like what?!
Wacko: Like not bumping up my paycheck!
Phantos67: All you do is whine. Well, thanks, Dark Koopa, for interviewing with me and... breaking my windows. Now, you got any money to pay for 'em?
Dark Koopa: Wait, you mean you actually have money? This would be quite a first. Other than that time I got one coin to split between three people.
Phantos67: Oh... I guess that answers my question then. Well, thanks anyways!
Thid: You’re welcome, by all means.
Phantos67: I wasn’t talking to you... We could try out that test now.
(Phantos67 flings Thid into a lava pit that opens up.)
Wacko: You... killed him.
(A burnt Thwimp comes out of the lava.)
Thud: YOU MADE IT, HUH?
Thid: Yes... but it didn't feel good at all! I have cracks all over now!
Dark Koopa: End this or kill the rocks, please.
Phantos67: Killing of course.
(Thud squashes Thid, then leaves himself.)
G Bloop: Ha! This is your worst yet, Phantos! You smell! ^_^
Phantos67: 0_0 ... End this.
(Dark breaks another window and jumps out.)
Phantos67: Great...
Wacko: How did all of this work? There isn’t anybody working the camera... Creepy.
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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