Flurry: Rolling!

Lemmy: Um, thanks. Hiya loyal viewers! Welcome back to my high-tech stage. I am here with Toad today.

Toad: They (%() know that from the title!

Lemmy: Sorry, you can't curse in my Land.

Toad: ... %*%*!

Lemmy: The editing crew will take care of that in post production. Ah, the joys of not doing the Interview live!

Flurry: Uh, Lemmy? There are viewers watching and taping this show right now.

Lemmy: ... ^(()_!

Toad: Hey, you're not so boring after all!

Lemmy: Uh... moving on! I decided I need to regulate my Interviews, because change often puts me into a coma. So I will be asking the first and last questions, and in between I'll accept seven calls. Fair enough?

Toad: No, (%*) it!

Lemmy: Nice vocabulary you have there. So Toad, how are you related to Mario?

Toad: If you don't *&^% know that you're %&() stupid.

Lemmy: ... And?

Toad: I'm his "friend". I stupidly taught him how to use the ^$#* power-ups.

Lemmy: Line 10!

Koopa Troopa: Long time viewer, third time caller! Toad, in the games you are always peaceful and weak, but in Lemmy's Land you come out as being rather violent. Which is the real you?

Toad: Oh, I like to take strolls through %*% parks and let people $&)% stomp all over me.

Koopa Troopa: All right. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Lemmy: Line 11!

Boo: Do you resent that the only time you got to fight was way back in Mario 2?

Toad: No, I think it's ^($( nice of Nintendo to forget me back there. I hate myself too.

Lemmy: Do you need a therapist?

Toad: I already have eight.

Lemmy: Line 12!

Yoshi: Why Toad look good but taste yucky?

Toad: Why Yoshi look bad and is bad?

Lemmy: Sorry, only the callers can ask questions.

Toad: Because I'm a ^%(*% fungus!

Lemmy: Line 13!

Bob-omb: How long do you expect to live before you buy the farm?

Toad: Well, with Bowser &($ always on my case, I bet I won't live longer than-

BOOM!

Lemmy: Line 14!

Dinogirl: Did it ever occur to you that it's not nice to curse all the time?

Toad: No, I *&#( thought I was $(#* doing people a favor.

Lemmy: Line 15!

Flurry: I know where you live.

Lemmy: HELP ME!!!

Toad: Oh no, someone save me...

Lemmy: Last caller. Line 16!

Jazzman: Do ya play any musical instruments?

Toad: I can ^$)@# play a mean fiddle on your head.

Jazzman: Swingin'!

Lemmy: Time for my question! Oh, I know you are all wondering what it is! Toad, what-

Toad: Point and laugh at Mario until he &$)@ explodes from the embarrassment.

Lemmy: Wow, that might work!

Toad: No duh.

Lemmy: Thank you Toad. I'll see you next week.

Toad: You'll never see me again.

Lemmy: Not you, Toad. I was talking to the audience.

Toad: Yeah right.

Lemmy: No really, I-

Flurry: And that's a rap!