Lemmy: Welcome! I am here with Yoshi, Dinosaur Extraordinaire, the winner of my poll on the most popular Mario buddy. As my first question, Yoshi, is there anything you would like to say to all the people who voted for you?

Yoshi: Yoshi could eat all up!

Lemmy: I’m sure you could! Speaking of food, what is your favorite?

Yoshi: Ooh! Yoshi like lot food! Oh, but Yoshi can’t choose just one! Ooh, Honeydew Melon!

Lemmy: I know that must have been a hard decision. What is your least favorite food?

Yoshi: I no like Chili Peppers. They yuck! Only Black and White Yoshi eat peppers.

Lemmy: That reminds me! Lots of people want to know more about Yoshis. You know, like why they are so similar, and how they are born. Can you clue us in?

Yoshi: Yoshi born in large egg. Egg on top big canyon. Only one egg fit at time; that why they so few Yoshis. Egg hatch about five months. Young Yoshi smart, must be to find way out of canyon by self. Big Yoshi no lowed to help. Baby could fall and die, but not often. Yoshi have good eyes and nose, good reflexes too. Almost always live. Yoshi color of egg. Egg most always color of parent, but sometimes not. Yoshi no know why. Yoshi all built same, that why so similar.

Lemmy: Wow! You just solved a lot of mysteries! Who is your best friend?

Yoshi: Ooh, Yoshi like Princess. She fun! Princess play with Yoshi, give Yoshi food. Marios mean, they ride Yoshi. They hurt Yoshi.

Lemmy: Why do you team up with the Marios if they hurt you?

Yoshi: Luigi not so bad. He show Yoshi to Princess, bring Yoshi lots parties. He nice to me. Only Mario mean, but they always together!

Lemmy: What would you do if you could do anything?

Yoshi: OOH! Yoshi go live in Melon patch, eat them all!

Lemmy: What’s your favorite sport?

Yoshi: Yoshi love football! Yoshi and Mario play once. It fun! But Luigi no like. Luigi dizzy.

Lemmy: What do you think of Koopas?

Yoshi: Koopas mean, but always have good things to eat. Yoshi remember time when he baby and eat all Koopa’s throne room. It yum! Koopa no like. Koopa mad at Yoshi. Yoshi no mad at Koopa.

Lemmy: Yoshi, there seems to be some contradicting stories. Be that as it may, who is older, you or Mario?

Yoshi: Yoshi lot older than Mario! Me save Mario when baby. Wish hadn’t.

Lemmy: How did Bowser know who Mario was when you attacked him after you were first born?

Yoshi: Yoshi think Kamek knew. Kamek magical, knows lots of things. Maybe Koopa thinking wrong Mario.

Lemmy: Just how old are you?

Yoshi: Yoshi no know. Yoshi can’t count good. But Yoshi smart! Yoshi know lot things bout world.

Lemmy: Can you give us a sample of that knowledge?

Yoshi: Yoshi no can do.

Lemmy: Oh. What do you think of jokes?

Yoshi: Yoshi like jokes! They funny! Yoshi like play joke on Mario. Make him fall, get dizzy. Make Luigi and Princess laugh, but Mario no like.

Lemmy: Yoshi, do me a favor and go sit over there in that chair.

(Yoshi sits in the chair, and hears a disgusting sound.)

Yoshi: Oh, Yoshi barassed!

Lemmy: Don’t worry, you just sat on my whoopie cushion!

Yoshi: That not nice!

Lemmy: But it was funny! Are you always nice?

Yoshi: Yoshi nice to friends. Yoshi nice to those nice to Yoshi. Mean to others.

Lemmy: You weren’t nice to Mario.

Yoshi: Mario no friend! Mario mean, like to use Yoshi! I eat him if Princess no like him. Princess like him. Yoshi no know why. He stupid.

Lemmy: Well, maybe I can make it up to you. How would you like a pie?

Yoshi: Yum! Yoshi like pie!

(Lemmy throws a pie at Yoshi. Yoshi eats it.)

Yoshi: YUM! Got more?

Lemmy: No, I’m afraid I-

(Yoshi eats Lemmy and burps.)

Yoshi: Scuse me!

Lemmy: Yoshi, you can’t eat me. My spiked shell hurts your mouth.

Yoshi: Yoshi no remember.

Lemmy: This ends the Interview of Yoshi, Dinosaur Extraordinaire. Stay tuned, you never know who I’ll interview next!