�That's it, Wendy!� screamed Lemmy.  �I am ONE step away from punching you in your ugly face!�

�Oh yeah!� snapped Wendy.  �Well I am HALF a step from popping your favorite ball!�

Just then, Larry walked in and saw the fighting.  �Hey, what's wrong, guys?  And girl?�

Lemmy growled.  �Wendy says that the GREAT story I wrote, A Waste Of Time (Yours), should be a Scribble instead of a Fun Fiction.�

�Well it should be,� insisted Wendy.  �It is kind of pointless.�

�Pointless?!� shouted Lemmy.  �I'll tell you what's pointless.  I wrote that story, AND I own Lemmy's Land.  Is your name Lemmy?  Huh?  Is it?�

�Hold it, hold it!� exclaimed Larry.  �There's no need to fight.  That story is supposed to cause humor, not anger.�

�Oh yeah?� snapped Wendy.  �In that case, the author did a lousy job.�

Lemmy took out his freeze gun.

�Let's compromise!� insisted Larry.  �Now, Lemmy, you must admit that the story is pointless.  I mean, the characters do say so all throughout it.�

�Well... I guess that's true,� Lemmy accepted.

Larry nodded.  �Now, Wendy, you must admit that the story is one of Lemmy's best, because that is the story that the tourists ask to put on their website most often.�

�I suppose they did do that,� Wendy agreed.

�And therefore, the story should be a pointless Fun Fiction, right?� continued Larry.

�Well... maybe Lemmy was right about it being a Fun Fiction,� Wendy conceded.

�Well... maybe Wendy was right about it being pointless,� Lemmy conceded.

�Good!� smiled Larry.  �Now shake hands.�

Lemmy and Wendy grinned and shook hands.  Larry saw he had done a good deed and left.

A menacing grin curled around Lemmy's face.  �Larry never said which story he was talking about!�

A similar grin curled around Wendy's face.  �Should we continue arguing?�

�Yes, let's!� Lemmy giggled.

Shrieks emitted from the room again.