“I, Ludwig von Koopa, am proud to announce that-”

“Boo!” shouted Roy.

“What do you mean ‘boo'?” asked Ludwig. “I've not said anything yet.”

“Boo!” shouted Roy.

“You are being very rude!” insisted Ludwig. “You should at least wait to find out if my invention worked or not.”

“Boo!” shouted Roy.

“Hey!” snapped Ludwig. “How would you feel if you were up here and I was heckling you?”

“Boo!” shouted Roy.

“Do you have anything more intelligent to say than that?” demanded Ludwig.

“Boo!” shouted Roy.

“If you say ‘boo' one more time, I will change my presentation to explain why you are so stupid,” threatened Ludwig.

“Boo!” shouted Roy.

“That's it!” shrieked Ludwig. “Very well! Roy is stupid because-”

“Cut!” said Bowser. “Your five minutes are up, Ludwig. I'm afraid your oral report earns you an E.”

“That's not fair!” exclaimed Ludwig. “I didn't even have time to say anything!”

“You had 5 minutes,” explained Bowser. “You should have ignored Roy. In fact, I told him to heckle you. It was your test.”

“Boo!” shouted Roy.

Ludwig stormed out of the Koopa Auditorium.

“You're next, Roy,” said Bowser.

“Boo?”