"This way folks, this way!" Lemmy's pet Mime was leading the way for a group of new tourists to Lemmy's Land. The group was amazingly quiet throughout the trip because... well, you know! It is an amazing website!
"If you look to your left," Mime continued, "you'll see the largest collection of Fun Fiction found anywhere. And you can't help but notice since the words are jutting out at you! So many titles... I could spend hours naming them all, but I'm not! You're just going to have to come in and find out what they are."
Mime moved on for a while. "Here's the Messageboard! Oh, doesn't the gang here look real? It looks like the members might just jump out and smack you or something! If you want to know more, come inside!"
And awhile later, Mime turned to Lemmy's Photos. "This is Lemmy's famous photo gallary! If I didn't know better I'd say these pictures were alive! But you'll never know better unless you come for a closer look!"
Finally, Mime came to the end of the tour, but there was one more thing to look at. "Our last stop on the tour," Mime said as he gestured to what you are reading now, "is where you can sign up for the best product in both our universes, Lemmy's Land Online!"
Yes friends, this and more is what you can expect from Lemmy's Land, but you can only get it if you sign up today! Don't let this amazing offer pass you by! For only S1.99 a day, you too can experience the magic that is Lemmy's Land Online. And that's not all, if you order now, we'll also send you a copy of our home game so you never have to go without Lemmy's Land even when the computer is not working. So sign up today!
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