The Koopalings were all in the Lounge. Isn't it strange how they always seem to be available to do stuff? And then they never like doing that stuff. You'd think that they would make a point of finding something to do so they are not forced to do that stuff. And isn't the Lounge, capital 'L' and everything, from Clue (tm)? But anyway...

Lemmy finally had an idea of something to do. Hmm, ever noticed that the activity planner is almost always Bowser or Lemmy? Lemmy's plans usually end up going a little better, but you'd think the other Koopalings would have killed them by now. But anyway...

"Let's throw balls at the target!" Lemmy shouted. There was a bullseye on the far wall of the room. "The one who gets closest to the target wins!" That Lemmy... he's so foolish! First, such a game is likely to dissrupt in violence. Second, the balls won't stick to the target, so it won't really be possible to determine who was closest. Third, how does he expect the others to go along with him? Plus, isn't it convenient that the target just happens to be there? But anyway...

No one had any objections. How is that possible? There should be a long list of complaints, ending in a large brawl! This story should be guts, gore, curses, and other such X-rated things. But anyway...

Lemmy went first. I wonder why! He wants to show off to all his siblings by being the first to hit the target! Then, what will be the point of the game? He really should go last. But anyway...

Lemmy threw the ball (one of his own, of course) straight at the target. It looked like he was gonna hit the target dead center, but then, for some unexplained reason, his ball shot straight up and through the ceiling of the castle. No one saw it land. Oh, now I'm real surprised! I know there'd have to be some stupid twist somewhere. The winner will probably be some inept Koopaling like Morton. No, scrap that. The author hates Morton, so the winner will end up being Bowser. He's not even playing! At least he wasn't mentioned as being in the room. Hey, why didn't Lemmy holler about the game being unfair? Just because it's his game, he wouldn't let himself lose! But anyway...

Ludwig went next. Sure! Now they're gonna go in age order. That's really original! That could at least have drawn straws, or fought for it. But anyway...

Ludwig grinned evilly and threw the ball. It sailed out the window into the courtyard. Oh, I didn't see that one coming! Doesn't the author have anything more original than that? The window. Ha! What's next? The door? But anyway...

Roy threw the ball as hard as he could, but it hit a poll in the middle of the room and the ball bounced back and threw the rooms wooden door. Iggy tried to give his ball a light toss at the target, but his toss was so light that the ball fell into subspace. Wendy kissed her ball and then the ball ran out before she could throw it. Morton threw his at the target, and it sailed right threw and into oblivion. Larry tried to cheat and inch up to the target, but even when he got up to one foot from the target, he still was not able to land the ball right, as his ball bounced off the target and fell deep into the ground. Oh, I see! The author got bored and so he lumped all the rest of the Koopalings into one paragraph. Shabby work if you ask me! What did I tell you about the door? Classic Iggy joke. Why would Wendy kiss her ball? This is all just either copied or unexplained! Since when is Morton that strong? Woudln't some one have caught Larry? They're all standing right there. Why didn't he just place the ball nesxt to the target? Well, I still bet on Bowser winning, since his ball (the invisible, unmentioned one) didn't get sent off any place. But anyway...

"Cool!" Lemmy cheered. "Now, go find your ball and measure its distance from the target!" All the Koopalings ran off. Hey, how come Lemmy is the only one who speaks in this story? Doesn't he realize that his siblings will cheat with their measurements? Oh wait, I forgot! He'll be lying too. Well, reading this story was certainly a waste of my afternoon! But anyway...

A moment later, Lemmy popped his head back into the room. "Those siblings of mine will be searching for weeks!" he roared in laughter. "Since I'm still here, I guess I win!" Wow! I must admit, I didn't see that one coming. That was a pretty good trick there, but it isn't explained how he could have caused all the balls to fly off like that. It might help that the balls were his, but still, if he only waited a minute before he "roared", wouldn't some one still have heard him? And, what would have happened to his plan if Larry had just put the ball down, or if Iggy had pushed a wee bit harder? Oh wait, I forgot, the author would never have written that. I still say Bowser wins. But anyway...

Lemmy hopped on his ball and rolled off. Isn't his ball out the window? Oh wait, Ludwig's ball is out the window, and Lemmy's ball flew up threw the ceiling. So many plot holes! Well, at least the story is over. If you ask me, this is one of the worst stories in Lemmy's Land, and you shouldn't read it. But anyway...