Mario: I WISH FOR A POTATO!!! :D

Genie: Um... all right...

The genie made a potato appear.

Genie: That's one... now you have two more...

Mario: I don't like you! Hey! A potato!

Genie: Of all people...

Mario: For-a my second wish...

Genie: Yes?

Mario: I want-a Uranus to explode!

Genie: Um... okay...

Meanwhile on Earth...

Astronomer: Fascinating...

BOOM!!!

Astronomer: What the? Hey, John! Uranus just exploded!

John: Huh? What does that mean?

Back on Plit, in a McDonalds...

Mario: I like you!

Genie: *sigh* You have one more wish. And... well... frankly... I would kinda like to be wished free...

Ludwig: Boy am I hungry... ACK!!! Mario! What is he- HEY!!! Is that a genie?

Mario: No, that's not enough.

Genie: Um... whatever. Yes, I am a genie.

Ludwig: Can you please explain the sciences of your magic?

Genie: Look, I don't like to get technical.

Mario: It's-a me! Mario!

Ludwig: Nobody likes to get technical...

Suddenly, Bowser came in and fried McDonalds. Mario jumped out the window and did some jumping jacks.

Genie: Oh great...

Bowser: I HAVE KIDNAPPED PEACH!!!

Mario: Yay!

Genie: I guess you'll be wishing her back...

Mario was already running at full speed towards the castle. Because of his curse, the genie was forced to stay within ten feet of Mario. And because Mario was running so fast, he pulled the genie behind him.

Genie: ACK!!! SLOW DOWN!!!

Mario: Wee!

Bowser (on toy walkie talkie): Phase 1 complete. Lemmy, are you ready to trap Mario?

Lemmy (behind Bowser on the other one): Yes! Now let's go home before Mario gets there!

Bowser (still on walkie talkie): Good!

Bowser and Lemmy put away the walkie talkies and ran home.

Ludwig: Why didn't they tell me that they were going to crash into McDonalds and make me spill my food all over this big guy... with a shaved head... with a bunch of mean tatooes... with big muscles... who looks mad...

At Castle Koopa...

Lemmy: We're here!

Bowser: Duh, Lemmy. I can see that. And Mario's here too! Prepare the trap!

Lemmy ran behind a lever.

Lemmy: You know, I'm not sure why we didn't wait for him here in the first place...

Bowser: That's not important. Now watch Mario...

Mario stepped inside and Lemmy pulled the lever, causing Mario to fall down a trapdoor with the genie being pulled from behind.

Lemmy: It worked!

Mario dropped into a small room full of Mechakoopas, Bob-ombs, Boos, lava, and Sparkies. The genie finally caught up to Mario.

Genie: This is bad! Now, I think you should wish for us to get out of here with Pear or whatever her name was...

Mario pulled the toaster out of his pocket and threw it into the lava.

Genie: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!

The genie started to flash and look electrocuted. It then imploded.

Mario: Hahaha! Jeffrey! That was funny!

Mechakoopa: What an idiot! Now we can kill him for sure!

Boo: Yeah!

The enemies closed in on Mario, when suddenly a giant pillar fell down and crushed them all.

Bowser (looking down from the trapdoor): What the?! I knew I should have paid more for that basement...

Boos: Wait! We didn't die!

Suddenly, Roy came with a bucket of hammers. He dumped them all in the trapdoor, killing the Boos.

Roy: Those were useless.

Bowser: Roy, what did you do that for?

Roy: Well, Pop, I found all these hammers just sitting in Ludwig's lab, when I felt they needed to be thrown away. That's when I saw the trapdoor was open, so I thought, 'What the hey?'. Just dump them in!

Bowser: Oh forget it. This plan has failed.

Mario made a miraculous jump out of the basement, beat up Bowser and Lemmy, saved Peach, and went home to make toast.