"Want another?" Luigi offered Mario.

"Sure!" Mario gave his glass to Luigi, who poured Mario another drink.

The Mario Brothers were celebrating their most recent victory over the Koopas, but instead of doing it Italian style, they were doing it New Yorker style. They were drinking until they burst.

After an hour of drinking, Luigi was clearly drunk. "Mohbey ah shoun'ta had tha quart boot rear," he babbled.

Then, Yoshi burped, and was obviously drunk. "Yosh <burp> Yosh <burp> Yoshi shoudn had no quart injure <burp> jail."

Even the dainty Princess Toadstool had been drinking heavily. "Ah shounta drunk tha galn card hider."

But, the drunkest of them all was Mario. He was so drunk that he couldn't even speak. "Wall ah guess Mario ben drinkin," decided Luigi.

"Mario shouldn drunk cop drapple ink," Yoshi agreed.

Then they all fainted.

So, what did Mario drink and how much? To find out what they drunk, rearrange the letters in what they said they drank until you have something that pronounces (but not nessicarily spells) like a drink. Then you'll know how lame Mario is.

And, you had better figure it out fast, so the doctors can save him before he dies. Ha ha ha!