Lemmy was sleeping. Or at least he was trying to.

"VUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lemmy bolted upright in his bed and saw his teacher, Mr. Waleiss, blowing a fog horn. At first he was mad, but then he remembered what the siren meant. "Snow day!" Lemmy cheered.

"Tropical Storm Day," Mr. Waleiss corrected.

"Who cares?" grinned Lemmy. "I'm going to have the best day ever."

And he did. Only later was it that Lemmy realized that his school was in the castle, so rain was not an issue. And Mr. Waleiss lived in the servants quarters, in the castle. And the nearest tropical storm was in Water Land, clear across the Mushroom Kingdom. But Lemmy didn't care, since he had spent the day swimming and playing pranks.

The next day, Lemmy was sleeping.

"VUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lickety split Lemmy sat up, only to see that it was only Mr. Waleiss and his fog horn. "Tropical Storm Damage Day," he explained.

"Yahoo!" Lemmy cheered, leaping out of bed. He spent the day perfecting some ball tricks he just never seemed to have time for. Only later did he realize that there was no damage, at least not in the Koopa's castle.

So on the next day, Lemmy was sleeping again.

"VUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lemmy jumped out of bed, but it was only Mr. Waleiss. "Power Outage Day," he explained.

Lemmy noticed that there was no power in the castle. But that didn't stop him from mocking all his siblings and thinking up new jokes. Only later did Lemmy realize that since the school was in the castle, the fact that there was no power didn't make it any more harmful to be in school than to be allowed loose.

The next day came, and Lemmy was snoozing in bed.

"VUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lemmy only sat up this time, knowing it was Mr. Waleiss. "Sick Day," he explained.

By this time, Lemmy was getting worried about all the days of school he would have to make up, probably during the winter when he had the least time available in the first place. But he wasn't going to let the day go to waste. He went to Ice Land and spent the day making snowmen. Only later did he realize that he wasn't sick at all. And that Mr. Waleiss looked fine. And that he was smiling. And that there would substitute teachers available.

Eventually the next day came, and Lemmy was dozing in bed.

"VUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lemmy slowly opened an eye so he could see his teacher. "State of Emergency Day," Mr. Waleiss explained.

By now Lemmy was starting to get annoyed. Still, he enjoyed spending the day relaxing at the beach and reading comics. Only later did he realize that no emergency had been delcared, at least not by Bowser.

Believe it or not, the next day came, and Lemmy was sleeping yet again.

"VUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lemmy had finally had enough of the days off. "What is it this time?!" he snapped at his teacher. "Alien Day?! Plague Day?! Rest Day?! WHAT?!

"Saturday," frowned Mr. Waleiss.

Lemmy fainted.