“Vote Lemmy! Get your flyers, pins, and notices!”

Lemmy was busy campaigning, when Ludwig heard his cries and ambled over.  “And what are you doing?” he asked.

“I'm campaigning,” replied Lemmy, in a matter of fact way.

“Oh?” questioned Ludwig.  “What precisely are you campaigning for?”

“I don't know,” answered Lemmy.

“Are you aware that there is no one here?” wondered Ludwig.

“Uh... no” responded Lemmy.

“Do you know what the issues are?” pressed Ludwig.

“I think so,” mused Lemmy.

“Who do you think is going to vote for you?” insisted Ludwig.

“Uh, I was hoping you,” stammered Lemmy.

“ARE YOU AWARE WE DON'T EXIST WITHIN A DEMOCRACY? snapped Ludwig.

Lemmy sighed.  “I guess I'll have to campaign again next year,” he pouted.

Ludwig watched Lemmy dumbfoundedly as he sat down at a table and prepared some posters.