One day in Castle Koopa, Ludwig is in his room filling out a PSP (Plit Space Program) application.

Ludwig: If you have read through this application and wish to sign up for this mission, sign here. Ok then.

Ludwig signs the paper and runs to his doomship. In the hall, he bumps into Larry.

Larry: Hey, Ludwig! Where's the fire?

Ludwig: I'm in a hurry! Now get out of the way!

Ludwig pushes Larry out of the way and runs towards his doomship. Suddenly, his stomach starts to grumble.

Ludwig: Maybe I should eat some chocolate before I send this in.

Ludwig heads to the kitchen. When he gets there, he finds Morton searching through the fridge.

Morton: There has to be some wedding cake in here somewhere! We have to have some! I'm going to starve!

Ludwig: Um, Morton? You ate all the wedding cake for dessert last night, remember?

Morton gets startled when Ludwig tells him this and he drops a bowl he was holding. It shatters when it hits the ground.

Morton: Hey, what's the bbbig idea scaring me like that? That was rude, mean, bad, terrible, horrible, evi- mmphbph!

Luckily, Ludwig had brought the ducktape. He pushes Morton out of the way and looks through the fridge. He finds a huge package of Nestle CRUNCH Bars. He grabs ten and eats them quickly.

Ludwig: Ah, that was delicious. Well, I gotta go now.

Morton: Mphhphmbphb!

Ludwig proceeds to his doomship. When he finally gets there, he boards it and flies off to the PSP. Meanwhile, at Mario's Pad...

Mario: Its-a me, Mario!

Luigi: Shut up-a, Mario.

Mario: Hoohoo!

Luigi takes out a very large bat and whacks Mario on the head.

Mario: Mamamia!

Luigi: Come on-a, Mario. Peach and Daisy have-a opened a new bakery and we need-a to get some bread!

Mario: I'm a little teapot, short and stout!

Luigi slaps his head and drags Mario out the door.

Mario: Seeya later-a, Luigi!

Mario suddenly jumps up and starts running to Toad Town.

Luigi: Mario! Come-a back!

Luigi then chases Mario all over the town. Back at Castle Koopa...

Larry: I wonder if there's anything to eat.

Larry walks into the kitchen and sees Morton with the ducktape on his mouth. He rips it off.

Morton: Ow! I mean, Larry! There's no wedding cake! I need wedding cake to live! Where can I get some wedding cake?

Larry: I heard that Peach and Daisy opened a bakery right. Come with me and you can steal some wedding cake along with the cash register.

Morton: Why do you need me?

Larry: Peach and Daisy always leave their cash register out in the open, but I can't carry it onto the doomship alone. Plus, if you don't come, it would ruin the whole plot of the story.

Morton: That's a very very very very very good idea!  We should go right now!  We must have no further interruptions and go right this second as time is important and it's important that we get there on time, and-

Larry: Morton!!! Shut up!!!

Morton stops talking. They both walk to Larry's doomship and fly off to Peach and Daisy's bakery, where Peach and Daisy are baking a pie.

Peach: Daisy, did you remember to put in the flour?

Daisy: Of course I did! Though I wasn't sure how much to put in so I just dumped the entire bag in it!

Peach: YOU DID WHAT?!

Customer: Excuse me, but do you have any-

The oven suddenly explodes and the hot pie filling splatters all over the customer's face. He runs away crying.

Peach: WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT! WE SCARED OFF ANOTHER ONE!

Daisy: Well, you never told me how much flour to put in there!

Peach: It was in the recipe book!

Daisy: I thought that went into the pie.

Peach: What?!

Customer 2: Hello, I am rich and I would like to buy the most expensi-

The oven suddenly bursts open and flames start shooting out at the rich customer. He runs away screaming.

Peach: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! FIRE!!!

Suddenly, Larry's doomship parks outside the bakery. Larry and Morton hop out with their wands. They walk into the store but are unnoticed because Peach and Daisy are spitting on the fire, trying to put it out.

Larry: (whispering) Shh. Ok, first we'll take their cash register, then we'll get some wedding cake. Got it?

Morton: Righto, gotcha, ok, okey dokey, understood, affirmative, mmpdphbph!

Larry: Shut up, idiot!

Daisy: Hey! Those are koopalings!

Larry: Uh oh! Run!

Larry and Morton swipe the cash register and run. They run off into town, followed by Peach and Daisy. They give chase for about ten minutes. Finally, Larry and Morton jump into a warp pipe that takes them to... the PSP!  At the same time, Mario runs by. He spots Peach and Daisy and, for no reason, follows them into the warp pipe. Luigi follows Mario into the warp pipe as well. Soon they are all at the PSP. Larry and Morton run up a stairway leading up to a rocket that's about to be fired. Ludwig is standing on the stairway in a spacesuit, ready to board. He then spots the group.

Ludwig: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE-

Morton knocks Ludwig off of the stairway and runs inside the spaceship, followed by the others.

Speakers: Three... two... one... and liftoff!

The door slams shut and Larry, Morton, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy are launched into space. Each of them are staring out of a window. Mario pulls a strip of raw bacon out of his pocket and eats it. Luigi screams like a little girl. Peach and Daisy stare at Luigi. Larry stares at Plit as they leave the atmosphere. Morton starts giving a speech about the joys of wedding cake. Eventually, all of the fuel and rocket thingies are off of the shuttle and the group are sitting up in outer space.

Mario: So long-a, Bowser!

Larry: Oh my DAD! We're in outer space!

Luigi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Peach: This is your boyfriend?

Daisy: Hehe...

Morton: ... and wedding cake is good because it is tasty and makes you full when you are hungry and desire to eat some wedding cake and...

Luigi: EEEEEEEEEE!!!

Suddenly, everything starts to float. Mario does a tornado spin.

Mario: This is fun! Weeee!!!

Morton: ... and therefore if you are ever hungry you should try to find some wedding cake for you to eat.

Morton smiles. Mario starts clapping and cheering.

Larry: Finally, Morton has shut up!

Morton: Hey, I know you all loved that. If I hadn't given that speech you probably wouldn't know as much about wedding cake as you do, now that you have heard my speech.

Larry stuffs an oversized cork in Morton's mouth.

Peach: Finally! That guy's a real pain in the neck!

Larry: You should try living with him. It's terror.

Morton: Mppmpmmppmlpmpp! (Hey! I heard that!)

Daisy: How did we end up in space? Peach! We left the bakery unguarded!

Peach: Aw shoot!

Daisy: Well at least nobody can take anything.

Back at the bakery on Plit...

Wendy: (with a mouthful of sweets) Mmm! I'm so glad nobody is guarding this place! This cake is soo good!

Back on the space shuttle...

Peach: You're right. Nobody would have anything to take since these two have the cash register.

Mario: Hey, everybody! Guess-a what?!

Others: What?

Mario: I'm-a Mario!

Morton: Mmppdp! (I'm Morton!)

Luigi: Um... guys? We should really be trying to control this thing.

Larry: You know, he's right. Something bad could happen.

At that very moment a UFO starts shooting lasers at the space shuttle.

Mario: Owowowowow!

Luigi runs up to the controls. He tries to get away, but there's no escape! A giant screen appears out of nowhere and an alien dude appears on screen.

Alien: Attention creatures of Plit! Surrender one of yours so that we may get studies of your kind.

Daisy: And if we don't?

Alien: We will blow you up?

Mario: Yahoo!

Peach: Mario! That's a bad thing! That's a VERY bad thing!

Larry: And if we do?

Alien: Um... we'll... let you go?

Daisy: Works for me.

Larry: But who are we going to send?

Mario: I'm-a the best!

Others: Mario!

Morton finally manages to get the cork out of his mouth.

Morton: I can breathe again!

Mario starts glowing. He suddenly disappears, then reappears in the UFO.

Alien: So, Merio! Are you ready to die?

Mario: I need to do something that's a been bothering me all-a day long.

Alien: Okay, do it, Merio.

Mario starts to bite on the alien's head to cure the toothache that has been bothering him all day.

Mario: Yummy!

Alien: Ow! Stop it! No!!!

Mario eats the alien. He runs up to a teleporter thingie and bangs his head on the big red button. He is then teleported back to the shuttle. The UFO explodes for no reason.

Mario: Good-a choice!

Peach: Good job, Mario!

Morton: That was good, smart, wonderful, kooparific, spectactular-

Larry smacks Morton.

Morton: Ok, I'll shut up now.

Mario starts laughing very loudly for no reason. He then gets a bottle of toothpaste and starts eating it.

Luigi: Oh-a Mario, what are you-a doing?

Mario: (with a mouthful of toothpaste) Mamphamiha!

Peach: I hope you realize that you're eating toothpaste.

Mario then screams really loudly and starts biting Peach's leg.

Morton: There is definately something wrong with that guy. He needs serious help. He's an idiot, a moron, a doofus, a dunce, a stupi-

POW!

Morton is lying on the ground, knocked out, with a bump on his head. Peach is standing next to him with a frying pan in her hand.

Luigi: Good job-a, Peach!

Daisy: I didn't think you had a frying pan with you.

Peach: I always carry around a spare frying pan!

Mario: Meteors ahead!

Larry: What are you talki- GAH!!!

Surely enough, they are heading right into a meteor field. Larry jumps to the controls and pilots the shuttle away from a meteor. When they're about to avoid it, Mario jumps on Larry and flies the ship head-on into the meteor.

All but Mario and Morton: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

The shuttle is now on fire. It goes speeding towards a small planet. They are getting very close. The shuttle can't take much more. They're in the atmosphere.  Aw forget it.

KABOOM!!!

As the ship crashes it creates a HUGE crater on the planet, and the whole group is sent flying out of the shuttle. They all land in front of two giant feet. At this point, Morton has woken up from all the excitement.

Morton: Who, what, where, when, why, how, which?

They all look up and see a giant cyclops monster.

Cyclops: Oooh. Snacky!

All but Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mario: Thank you so much for to playing my game!

Everyone in the group runs away except for Mario, who decides to do a tap dance instead.

Luigi: Mario!!!

Luigi quickly drags Mario away by the collar of his shirt.

Mario: Owowowowow!

The cyclops then calls for his friends. Out of nowhere, hundreds of cyclops come and chase the group. Just when all hope seems lost, they see a spaceship up ahead.

Daisy: Hey! How'd that get there?

Larry: Who cares! Let's go inside!

They enter the spaceship and see a bunch of controls and a big wooden chair. The chair slowly starts turning to reveal the pilot. The chair finally turns all the way, and the pilot is revealed to be...

Peach: Oogtar? How did you get out here? And how did you get this spaceship?

Oogtar: Oogtar tired of Marios invent everything, so Oogtar invent spaceship! Me fly here, like many other planets! What you do while Oogtar gone?

Morton: Hey, I remember you! You're that no good cave kid from Dinosaur Land!

Oogtar: Ahh! No good Koopas!

Larry picks up Oogtar and throws him out of the spaceship. Oogtar gets eaten by a cyclops.

Mario: Hoohoo!

Luigi: Hurry! Go!!!

They try to take off, but he cyclops are holding the ship. Mario then throws a rock at one and it dies. The cyclops holding the ship let go to clap their hands on their mouths and gasp.

Larry: Stupid one-eyed idiots.

They take off and wander through space. Eventually, they come across Earth.

Daisy: We can land here! Nothing can go wrong now!

The spaceship suddenly runs out of fuel.

Larry: You had to say that, didn't you?

They go speeding towards the US capitol. They are on a crash course!

Peach: Wait! There should be a warp pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom here! There it is!

Peach points to the warp pipe in the sky as they approach it.

Peach: Ok, Mario. On the count of five, push eject. One... two...

*click*

Everybody is shot out of the spaceship, except for Morton. Somehow, the rest of them all make it inside the warp pipe.  Meanwhile, inside the US capitol...

George Bush: (over intercom) Attention everybody. For no reason, everybody inside the building should take a walk outside.

Everybody leaves the building. The spaceship crashes and blows up the capitol. Morton crawls out of the ashes and rubble.

George Bush: You, sir, better have a darn good explanation for this.

Morton: But... but..

Morton was arrested on Earth, Peach and Daisy went out of business, Mario and Luigi got lost in Wal-Mart, and Ludwig and Larry were thrown in the dungeon, Ludwig for signing up for the PSP without Bowser's knowing and Larry for stealing Ludwig's space shuttle. When they got to the dungeon, they were both placed in the same cell because the guards were too tired to put them in separate cells.

Larry: This stinks.

Ludwig: Oh Laaarry.

Larry: (nervously) Oh, hehe. Hey there, Ludwig. How are you?

Ludwig beats Larry to a bloody pulp.