Here is what I was thinking in November 2008. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!
Saturday, November 1, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If you feel like getting
a punch in the face you can probably take care of that yourself.
Comments: None
Sunday, November 2, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: While looking ahead
to the steep hill, don't slip where it's flat.
Comments: None
Monday, November 3, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: You can get onstage
by accident, but staying there takes something special.
Comments: None
Tuesday, November 4, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: You sure can get things
done a lot faster if you just forget to do them.
Comments: None
Wednesday, November 5, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Any good scheme leaves
room for games.
Comments: None
Thursday, November 6, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: A message left on
a machine is one that might never be heard again.
Comments: None
Friday, November 7, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Even something done
for no reason can prove itself worthy.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Yes, but to a point.
Saturday, November 8, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: You can't always get
a lot done, but live for what you can.
Comments: Super
Goomba: How philosophical of you, Lemmy... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH
THE REAL LEMMY?!
Sunday, November 9, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: When you call the
shots you make them your own.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Uh... Isn't that what calling the shots means? Or do you mean
you own the shots? Well, at least we know the true Lemmy has returned...
Monday, November
10, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If
something were really useless you wouldn't know about it.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Yeah, like that robotic Pirhana Plant Ludwig made?
Tuesday, November
11, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If you don't jump
to conclusions, who's to say you won't fall instead on the way?
Comments: Super
Goomba: Yes, but isn't it the jumper who falls? ... Or something?
Wednesday,
November 12, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: The winner may get
the spoils, but the loser doesn't get the goods.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Isn't that what "Getting the Spoils" means?
Thursday, November
13, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: The best plans make
a formality of action.
Comments: Super
Goomba: ... What? They... do action... formally...ish? Yep, Real Lemmy
is DEFINITELY back.
Friday, November
14, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Most people will take
to honesty as long as you display it all the time.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Be honest and others will be honest? Izzat what you're saying?
Try telling that to Larry...
Saturday, November
15, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Lie low but pack a
large spring.
Comments: Super
Goomba: ... A spring? What the...? Well, that'd certainly make it hard
to lay low...
Sunday, November
16, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If you can dream it,
you could build it, but it might turn out to be a nightmare.
Comments: Super
Goomba: So, I can dream of a new planet, meaning I coud build a new
planet? Yeah, right... And I'm the EP of Arrested Development...
Monday, November
17, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: A slow crawl forward
makes the path seem longer.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Mostly because you're going so slow...
Tuesday, November
18, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: For something to truly
remain secret for years means that no one cared enough to find it.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Aw, who cares? Now what in the world happened to the TV remote?
Wednesday,
November 19, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: You should watch what
happens to you even when others are watching for you.
Comments: Super
Goomba: They can't watch you forever!
Thursday, November
20, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: An icy slope may not
make a situation sticky, but it can certainly make it tricky.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Why in the world would ice make a sticky situation turn literal...?
Friday, November
21, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Can one object be
all things to all people? Sure, it's called the self.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Personally, I don't think anyone out there thinks that they
are a waterslide...
Saturday, November
22, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Show me the way does
not mean to do it for me.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Although, some would want it to mean that...
Sunday, November
23, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: If it takes one hour,
two hours, three... Look, the point is you got it done. Right?
Comments: Super
Goomba: Let's hope it isn't too late to put it to use.
Monday, November
24, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: It's better to be
a hopeless optomist than a realistic pessimist.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Unless the optimism leads one to be devastated enough to the
point of pessimism.
Tuesday, November
25, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: It probably would
be less embarrassing if you smiled before you knew you were on camera.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Except you wouldn't realize it until you figured out you were
on camera. You should proably find the camera before you'rw supposed to.
Wednesday,
November 26, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Not every word can
be a gem, we must dig our way through coal.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Behold! The rare gem, "THE"!
Thursday, November
27, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Doing something new
is not a license to stop what you do well.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Unless you're good at, say, murder. Although, that may not
for some...
Friday, November
28, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: The best-protected
memory cannot survive an assault from the present.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Depends on exactly where the assault comes from.
Saturday, November
29, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Those with enough
inner strength will never be stonewalled.
Comments: Super
Goomba: Except by some strength-absorbing machine...
Sunday, November
30, 2008:
Lemmy's Thought: Try to wait until
after you read something to weep. It's hard to read while you're already
crying.
Comments: Super
Goomba: SOMEONE YOU LOVE HAS DIED... Now that you're crying, I'd like
to tell you...
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