Here is what I was thinking in April 2001. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Sunday, April 1, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I had three thoughts today... April Fools!
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Monday, April 2, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: A musical third inversion must be the same as the first.
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Tuesday, April 3, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: The hardest thing I do every day is get out of bed. If I could somehow harness the energy that waking up requires, I could annilhilate Mario!
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Wednesday, April 4, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Just my luck to be sick on my day off.
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Thursday, April 5, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Inspiration is the eater of time.
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Friday, April 6, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Any day can be April Fools if someone gets nailed.
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Saturday, April 7, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I feel really great today. Something bad must be about to happen.
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Sunday, April 8, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Even if a maze is easy, you have to be careful, for anything could be hidden in any place. And the best maze is one that you don't think is.
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Monday, April 9, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: In the aftermath of a good joke, the only thing left to do is to think up a better one.
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Tuesday, April 10, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Until their are ways to read minds, even in a dictatorship there will be freedom of thought. I can't take much advantage of it.
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Wednesday, April 11, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: When my eye falls out, then I will agree to go to the doctor.
Comments: Jen Koopa: Nah, I'd just stuff it back in and continue to watch TV with the eye that works.

Thursday, April 12, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It's best to be a follower of every religion, so that you can take every holiday off.
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Friday, April 13, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If I had a factory, I would have it produce nothing but wasteuntil I had an idea for a use of what to do with it.
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Saturday, April 14, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Once I found a four leaf clover, but I still haven't won the lottery.
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Sunday, April 15, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: When the strongest of us falls, it is time for the rest of us to quietly make ourselves scarce.
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Monday, April 16, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If you are stranded and need food to survive, the stuff up your nose is always good. Even if you're not stranded.
Comments: King Bowser says: All together now...  "Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!" Bobby: I bet people with hygiene issues would be full by then.

Tuesday, April 17, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Nothing like an intense boss fight to wake you up! Nothing like fast button-pushing action to put you to sleep!
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Wednesday, April 18, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If history repeats itself, there is no reason for you to worry about anything. If you mess up, you'll get another chance when history cycles back around again.
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Thursday, April 19, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If life is a mistake, may I never be right.
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Friday, April 20, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Since I'll be away on business, it makes perfect sense to waste my time today watching TV.
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Saturday, April 21, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Everything good can be made evil if you have the will to make it so.
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Sunday, April 22, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Removing extra layers when it's hot doesn't work when you're not wearing clothes anyway.
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Monday, April 23, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Rollplaying games really are the easiest, unless you're not sure who you yourself are.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: The best way to waste time is to delay getting out of bed.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: When things get lost, it's time to find something more entertaining.
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Thursday, April 26, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If you're not at least halfway when you reach the midpoint, you'd better catch up fast.
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Friday, April 27, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: One out of eight is a seventh if you forget about the eighth.
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Saturday, April 28, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Everything falls into place when you don't care how they go.
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Sunday, April 29, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: When I look back on what I did this week, I am relieved that I don't have any thoughts left to remember what little that was.
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Monday, April 30, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It isn't worth the effort of picking up a penny, even a heads-up one, that's been glued to the floor.
Comments: Bobby: Can you say that to Bowser next time he sees a gold coin on the floor and fails to collect it? Serves him right. Nya!

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