Here is what I was thinking in February 2005. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Tuesday, February 1, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Spontaneity may not help you reach a quota, but I wouldn't want to be a specialist in my free time.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 2, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Sometimes dragging your feet is ok, but not if the ground is covered in spikes.
Comments: aflay: Or if the ground is covered with booby traps and you're going down the stairs!

Thursday, February 3, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If anyone found out how small my vocabulary is, I would be... What's that word? Humiditied.
Comments: None

Friday, February 4, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Correlation may not imply cause, but you shouldn't ignore it either.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 5, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Don't blame me if I fail to notice something. I'm blind in one eye and stupid in the other.
Comments: JKoopa727: Wow! And I thought you were just stupid! (Just kidding.) mathgrant: Um... You failed to notice which eye was blind and which one was stupid. I need to know, so I can put duct tape over the dumb eye to make it blind, and put Mario over the blind eye to make it stupid.

Sunday, February 6, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The difference between a piece of advice and a joke is often the speaker.
Comments: JKoopa727: You could also put them together. Just read my next statement. Hey, ya know what, you could write things better. Um, uh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I’M SO FUNNY! I SAID BETTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Monday, February 7, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: It doesn't make any more sense to obey your emotions than to obey the various voices in your head.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 8, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: It's surprising how readily the things you don't do get done.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 9, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing quite like the thrill of totally humiliating another person.
Comments: Bobby: This reminds me of the time I snuck into Roy's room, slipped some dolls into his arm while he was asleep, and took a picture. Think I should post that soon?

Thursday, February 10, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The leading cause for failing to solve one problem is the sudden appearance of another.
Comments: None

Friday, February 11, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: One out of ten people is invisible, but we don't know it because he doesn't get included in the count.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 12, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Success can be measured as the ratio of orders given to orders received.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 13, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Friends are fickle, but you can't go wrong packing supplies.
Comments: None

Monday, February 14, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: There's a certain point where you really can't turn back, but if you get derailed you won't be able to go forward either. You'll learn to hate that point.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 15, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The trouble with pulling a disgusting prank is that if the intended victim doesn't notice, the implications of this could be even more disgusting to the one pulling the prank.
Comments: Popple: But there is a one in two hundred-fifty chance that your victom doesn't notice.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Working memory can only hold about seven items, but sentences often contain many more words than that. It's not your fault if you forget what you just said.
Comments: None

Thursday, February 17, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If you have a disadvantage and lose, there's nothing to be sorry for... unless of course the disadvantage is your own ineptitude.
Comments: None

Friday, February 18, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Pleasantries take too long. Just skip to the yelling.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 19, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You never really add and never really subtract, but do something somewhere in between.
Comments: Iggy Clone: You're right Lemmy, you divide.

Sunday, February 20, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If your elipsis has been tailing for more thab five seconds or so, you should probably just turn around and leave.
Comments: None

Monday, February 21, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Lots of stuff happens in the world, and most of it doesn't matter.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 22, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: If you contradict yourself within a few sentences, you're not a hypocrite, you're just confused.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 23, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Throw away your beliefs and you have logic. Throw away logic and you have humor.
Comments: supercomputer276: Throw away humor and you have the X-Nauts. Haha! Popple: Throw away humor and you have no life worth having.

Thursday, February 24, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: You can take the safe route and go half and half, but all or nothing is where all the excitement is.
Comments: None

Friday, February 25, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: The trouble with storing helpful tools in your head is they don't leave much capability for figuring out how to use them.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 26, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Spies should not have websites.
Comments: aflay: Unless they aren't real spies.

Sunday, February 27, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: Nature can't tolerate a vacuum, which is why gaps in memories get filled in with random wacky stuff.
Comments: None

Monday, February 28, 2005:

Lemmy's Thought: At the end of a day, you sleep for about a third of the next day. So at the end of a month, you should sleep for a week and a half.
Comments: None

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