Here is what I was thinking in February 2001. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Thursday, February 1, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Though the idea is appaling, rational thinking is really the best solution.
Comments: Secret Koopa: NUKE EVERYTHING!!!

Friday, February 2

Lemmy's Thought: A bird in hand is better than some other things.
Comments: hought: If permission has been given for you to steal something, it's no longer stealing.
Comments: mathgrant: Like an operational chainsaw in the hand. The chainsaw half, not the handle half.

Saturday, February 3

Lemmy's Thought: Five days without an Email account is not as bad... as... good DAD, NO!!!
Comments: None

Sunday, February 4

Lemmy's Thought: I hope there is nothing important for me to do today, since I can't remember a thing.
Comments: None

Monday, February 5

Lemmy's Thought: If I ever do something nice, I'd better do something mean right away.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 6

Lemmy's Thought: Must... have... milkshake!
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 7

Lemmy's Thought: If we didn't spend so much time worrying about stuff, we could spend more time getting out of the trouble we cause.
Comments: None

Thursday, February 8

Lemmy's Thought: Nothing beats the fun of an all-nighter.
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep: That depends on what you were doing all night... Uh, I'm not going to go into that subject.

Friday, February 9

Lemmy's Thought: Everyone complains more than they praise, since the former is easier to do.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 10

Lemmy's Thought: I found an old bean lying around today. It's worthless to me, but I'm going to keep it because I bet there is someone in the world who will trade me something good for it.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 11

Lemmy's Thought: Newton showed why people are lazy when he proved that an object will remain in motion or at rest unless acted on by an outside force.
Comments: None

Monday, February 12

Lemmy's Thought: I feel like I've just been hit by a truck. ... Uh oh...
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 13

Lemmy's Thought: To save water, I think you should collect and reconsume all the water in your body.
Comments: Makina: Then over time, you'll just dry up!

Wednesday, February 14

Lemmy's Thought: Defeat tastes bitter, and so do old mushrooms. Ick!
Comments: None

Thursday, February 15

Lemmy's Thought: It's always greener after another coat of paint.
Comments: None

Friday, February 16

Lemmy's Thought: If it doesn't work, threats will probably help.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 17

Lemmy's Thought: Paper + water = smudge.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 18

Lemmy's Thought: I don't take to being sick very well. I don't know how to take it from place to place.
Comments: None

Monday, February 19

Lemmy's Thought: The biggest obsticle in this world is laziness.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 20

Lemmy's Thought: It's embarrassing for the title of an event to include "the first annual". Everything that is done for the first time is the first annual.
Comments: Mathgrant: Not if it's the first semi-annual..

Wednesday, February 21

Lemmy's Thought: If I am ever murdered, I hope I am brave enough to yell "O I am slain!".
Comments: None

Thursday, February 22

Lemmy's Thought: In my quest to save time so that I can do more fun things, I will multi-task my homework by doing all the assignments at the same time.
Comments: None

Friday, February 23

Lemmy's Thought: If I ever say I don't want to eat, I shoud immediately be rushed to the hospital.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 24

Lemmy's Thought: In a leap year, you should leap past a day, not gain an extra one.
Comments: Matthew: Then our calendar would be messed up and in 200 years winter would begin on October and spring woukd start in February. Basically, not a very good idea.

Sunday, February 25

Lemmy's Thought: It serves no purpose to work hard if you then have no time to spend your money.
Comments: None

Monday, February 26

Lemmy's Thought: (monotone) I'm tired of throwing my money away on bills...
Comments: mathgrant: Then keep the money. Throw away the bills.

Tuesday, February 27

Lemmy's Thought: When my head hurts, its obvious that there really is a conspiracy.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 28

Lemmy's Thought: Time is the great equilizer, since everyone has the same amount.
Comments: None

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