Here is what I was thinking in January 2004. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Thursday, January 1, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: A building can be larger on the inside than out, based on the significance of that which happens within.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: Or it could be next to a mountain and built inside it too.

Friday, January 2, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: The more capable you appear to be, the more people will ask of you. Therefore, always handicap yourself.
Comments: None

Saturday, January 3, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Never make a promise you don't intend to keep; you may become inclined to.
Comments: None

Sunday, January 4, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If typing in all capital letters means you're shouting, does typing in lower case mean you're whispering, or just that you're too lazy to hit the Shift key?
Comments: mathgrant: And maybe shouting really means you're just too lazy to take the tape off of the Shift key. Or something.

Monday, January 5, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: When your friends debate over whether you're more like a giant wobbly thing or a crazed jack-in-the-box, it's probably best to relocate and start a new life.
Comments: Denny W. Koopa: No, it's best to say that they're your identical brother and sister. Bobby: What about grabbing a 1-Up Mushroom?

Tuesday, January 6, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Each day, you should do your most annoying task right after getting out of bed. This way, you don't have time to come up with an excuse for why you shouldn't do it.
Comments: None

Wednesday, January 7, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If you spend the present worrying about the future, you'll end up with little past to remember.
Comments: None

Thursday, January 8, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Only a computer programmer can push a stack without it falling over.
Comments: None

Friday, January 9, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It used to be that to quench one's thirst was to walk a mile down to the well. Now the quest to quench the thirst for money and power is far more difficult.
Comments: None

Saturday, January 10, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: A job well done can in and of itself be more valuable than what is gained from the task's successful completion.
Comments: None

Sunday, January 11, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Anyone who silences a raucous room and raises their finger in the air, had better have something pretty darn sagely to say.
Comments: None

Monday, January 12, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Is it better to be sick to your stomach, or sick in the head? The latter for the afflicted individual, the former for the group.
Comments: None

Tuesday, January 13, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Everything looks harder before it's done.
Comments: None

Wednesday, January 14, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Hot Chocolate + Chocolate Ice Cream = Hot Chocolate + Cold Chocolate = Chocolate(Hot + Cold) = Chocolate(+ -) = Chocolate(0) = 0 = BLACK HOLE!!!
Comments: Bobby: Looks like Ludwig made a recipe for disaster.

Thursday, January 15, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: I like the sound of snow crunching under my feet. I don't like the sound of my feet crunching under snow.
Comments: Bobby: I usually thought you liked the freezing cold.

Friday, January 16, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: A racing mind cannot easily be restrained to a track.
Comments: None

Saturday, January 17, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: There's nothing like making the rules to give one a sense of power.
Comments: None

Sunday, January 18, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: A problem unsolved is like a smack in the face, except you probably won't be able to prevent the former by pulling an all-nighter.
Comments: None

Monday, January 19, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If your prey cannot be detected by sight nor sound, you must find a way to make it come to you.
Comments: None

Tuesday, January 20, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: A song is no way to convey a message. Gimme a story and a midi any day.
Comments:  Bobby: What about a music video from an episode of SMB3 and SMW?

Wednesday, January 21, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: They say that if you do good, it will come back to you threefold. But if you just take what you want, then you don't have to worry about whether this is true.
Comments: None

Thursday, January 22, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If there were no longer any need to work, we'd probably all get lazy. But who cares? There'd be nothing for us not to do.
Comments: Dark Ludwig: Including watching cartoons, which would be without commercials, just straight cartoons, every day.

Friday, January 23, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: All men are created equal. Then some of them get dropped on their head.
Comments: None

Saturday, January 24, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: It's funny to see someone get thrown out. It's painful to be thrown out.
Comments: None

Sunday, January 25, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: You never know when a chapter is over until a new one begins.
Comments: mathgrant: Also, if you see the words "THE END" at the end. Boshee: Not always. It can also be substituted for "anything that no one understands but works anyway" which is just about everything. Except the things that don't work. Which is just about everything I am ever in the same room with.

Monday, January 26, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If you could be your own baby, I imagine it wouldn't take long before one of you drives the other crazy.
Comments: None

Tuesday, January 27, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Six inches is just about the worst amount of snow that can fall at once. It's enough to make traveling slow and annoying, but not enough to make traveling unnecessary.
Comments: None

Wednesday, January 28, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If there were an extra twelve hours in the day, I shudder to think what sort of lousy television programming would fill the extra time.
Comments: None

Thursday, January 29, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: If everyone only had access to ketchup, or maybe A1, then the world's hunger crisis would be solved.
Comments: None

Friday, January 30, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: When focus is futile, it's time for a new topic.
Comments: None

Saturday, January 31, 2004:

Lemmy's Thought: Those who take pleasure in the smallest of gifts will always be among the happiest.
Comments: DarkLudwig: Like a Gameboy Advance SP!

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