Here is what I was thinking in April 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Tuesday, April 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Oh no! I just April Foolsed myself!
Comments: Larry_Koopa4536 says: What did you do to April Fool yourself? Is it even possible to April Fool yourself? Bobby: Don't shake hands with yourself if your hand had a buzzer on it.

Wednesday, April 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Like adrenalin, money is a natural stimulant.
Comments: None

Thursday, April 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I'm not really crazy, I just play one in life.
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Friday, April 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I've got this life thing down. I'm ready for Hard mode.
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Saturday, April 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Those in power need not employ apologies.
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Sunday, April 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Once every twenty-four hours I have a thought. Today nearly didn't include the twenty-fourth hour!
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Monday, April 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: You can't put plastic in the microwave... or was that metal? Ah well, let's try them both!
Comments: Bobby: And see which melts!

Tuesday, April 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If there were a species smarter than us, they'd've probably killed us by now.
Comments: Bobby: I don't think we'd be dead, just in slavery with them. And is "they'd've" a word?

Wednesday, April 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Lock your door when you go out. Otherwise, someone may steal it.
Comments: Bobby: Yeah right. who'd want to steal a door?

Thursday, April 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, shame on you; fool me thrice and you'd best hope your head is no longer necessary.
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Friday, April 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The less power you have, the more you must cooperate.
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Saturday, April 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The busier you look, the more you can get away with.
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Sunday, April 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Bad news rings louder than good, so when asked whether you want the bad news first or last, answer never.
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Monday, April 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If criminals would instead put their minds to helping prevent crime, we wouldn't need them because there would no longer be any crime to prevent.
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Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Don't tell your teacher you couldn't do your homework due to your arm falling off, because she'll know it didn't. Unless...
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Wednesday, April 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: For the sake of whatever sanity I may actually have, please do not try hiding behind a window.
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Thursday, April 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Lots of people say amusing things, but they'll probably only be remembered if they actually did something important like break the law in a new and interesting way.
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Friday, April 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: In the long run, ice cream is doom in a carton. But in the short term, it's salvation.
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Saturday, April 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: So you've got some junk lying around, and the sad thing is, somebody wants it.
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Sunday, April 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: How does a symbol become international anyway? I mean, somewhere, there's a group that doesn't have a word for "no".
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Monday, April 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Pretty soon there will be instruction manuals for everything, including toothbrushes, bananas, and manuals.
Comments: Kat says: Are you sure? Gee, I hope so... I'd love to know how to work my stupid glasses. Bobby: And eating, walking, sleeping, and dieing (Nah.).

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Coins will fall through the tiniest hole. It's really amazing.
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Wednesday, April 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Crime is always in style.
Comments: Kat says: Crime? I've never heard of that kind of pants before. Aww, great, now I'm all confused.

Thursday, April 24, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Implied profanity is still profane.
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Friday, April 25, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If you're sitting at a table labeled "Turkey", it's your fault if someone cracks a joke at your expense.
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Saturday, April 26, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Eat, or play videogames? Eat, or play videogames? Pfft, I'm gonna play.
Comments: Denny says: I see you didn't get the game "Lemmy's Iced Food" yet. It's for the system "The Dish". Bobby: Hey, no way can you eat the game Chef in Game And Watch Gallery 4!

Sunday, April 27, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: There's a difference between funny and nonsensical, and this is the latter.
Comments: None

Monday, April 28, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If there is a divine being, He's probably furious that someone has already taken His screenname.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If chocolate were made illegal, government would be toppled like flies. All at my hand! WAHAHAHA!!!
Comments: Bobby: I bet Ludwig would go in a hysterical state.

Wednesday, April 30, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Like a ninja, brilliance strikes swiftly and without warning.
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