Here is what I was thinking in February 2003. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Saturday, February 1, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Words cannot describe what happens when I put a white chocolate chip in my mouth.
Comments: Bobby: Please be frozen, please be frozen, please be- *WHACK* Ow.

Sunday, February 2, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: The happiest of times are those that are unanticipated.
Comments: None

Monday, February 3, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: "Read as much as you can" is a punishment, not an assignment.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 4, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Time is distributed equally, obligations are not.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 5, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When a locked door is your defense, make sure you hold the only key.
Comments: None

Thursday, February 6, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Just as soon as I find a good target, I'm tossing an apple.
Comments: None

Friday, February 7, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If we laugh at those things we don't understand, then an idiot must be in nearly constant hysterics.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 8, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Fighting's never solved anything, but victory sure has.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 9, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: When you suddenly really feel like working - that's when you know you're sick.
Comments: None

Monday, February 10, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: There are right answers, wrong answers, and answers that aren't really answers to the posed question at all.
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 11, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I have nothing personal against orthodontists, I just hate them.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Tomorrow I might wake up and realize I'm actually a slave.
Comments: Todd says: I actually dreamt that once, and it was creepy... Bobby: You are a slave to Bowser, okay, just a kid kind of slave, but you still have to obey Bowser, right? Sheesh, glad I don't have any ugly turtles as a dad... uh, he's listening, right?

Thursday, February 13, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Objects are either animate or boring.
Comments: None

Friday, February 14, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Love is the dividing line between sanity and the lack thereof.
Comments: None

Saturday, February 15, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Thou shalt maketh thee no sandwich bar.
Comments: Denny says: Please don't make a Shakespeare website, Lemmy! Spelling Check: Shakefear.

Sunday, February 16, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Wake up early and the world is yours.
Comments: None

Monday, February 17, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Warning! Objects in the mirror are ARRRGGH!!!
Comments: None

Tuesday, February 18, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Can't get enough of that scrolling text...
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: "My clothes are comfy" means "I may as well be wearing Swiss cheese".
Comments: Todd says: Mario probably wouldn't mind that...

Thursday, February 20, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: It is not required that your door be positioned between solid barriers, unless you wish for it to be functional.
Comments: None

Friday, February 21, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Don't yell at deaf people. They still won't hear you.
Comments: Crazykoopa says: There's deaf people... then there are ignorant people.

Saturday, February 22, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: There's no room for romance when you're out to save the world.
Comments: None

Sunday, February 23, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: Just who is "the next guy" everyone keeps comparing themselves to?
Comments: None

Monday, February 24, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If I can't pronounce it, I can't eat it.
Comments: Bobby: Here's one called ThemosthealthyfoodinthewholeworldsoeatitorelseLemmyKoopa.

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: I've invented a new color; I call it Sabotage Orange. ... Yeah, I don't get it either.
Comments: None

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: So long as you look like you know stuff, for all intents and purposes you do.
Comments: None

Thursday, February 27, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: In the real world, there are no do overs.
Comments: Bobby: Yeah there are! Haven't you heard of something called Undo?

Friday, February 28, 2003

Lemmy's Thought: If the months were created today, February would fine some grounds to file suit.
Comments: None

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