Here is what I was thinking in October 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Tuesday, October 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Who invented tossed salad? Didn't he realize he was creating a terrible running gag?
Comments: None

Wednesday, October 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You can tell a lot about someone from their answering machine message. For example, you know they're not home...
Comments: Mathgrant says: Not necessarily. Perhaps it means they hates salespeople...

Thursday, October 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: All's fair in love and war. Well, war anyway.
Comments: None

Friday, October 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Life is a strategy game. You can follow the walkthrough, but your own solutions will often be better.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: To move forward, you must often go back, unless you can move through walls.
Comments: None

Sunday, October 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: "It's art" is not an excuse.
Comments: None

Monday, October 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Why do contracts always put stuff like "four (4)"? You have to be able to read all the other words...
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's good to think on your feet, unless there's a comfy couch around.
Comments: None

Wednesday, October 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Too much cold can kill, so let's figure out what the daily allowance of it is.
Comments: None

Thursday, October 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Everything you do is a choice, but most of them are unconscious.
Comments: None

Friday, October 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I have just decided that the sound of a doorbell is very funny.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When I am given power, I use it as I see fit... because if I don't, I may as well not have it.
Comments: None

Sunday, October 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Nothing truly serves the function of being "just" a deterrent.
Comments: None

Monday, October 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: True masterpieces never come quickly, although junk is often mistaken as a work of art.
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: A guy came to me in my dreams and said his name was John, but I don't believe him.
Comments: None

Wednesday, October 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Well, you can't spend ALL your time having fun! ... Wait... Why can't you?
Comments: None

Thursday, October 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Speaking to someone just a little smarter than you is the best way to become enlightened, but speaking to someone dumber is a great way to make yourself feel enlightened.
Comments: None

Friday, October 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Only a select few can change their head. The rest have to improve what they've got.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: There are twenty-four hours in a day, and sometimes it is necessary to turn them into thirty-six.
Comments: None

Sunday, October 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Victory is sweet, but you can buy candy really cheap.
Comments: None

Monday, October 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Those who try to make progress are often called crazy, but you wouldn't be able to read this without some.
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: We get deceived most of the time, yet we all believe we know what's going on.
Comments: None

Wednesday, October 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I would find it very funny if we switched around all the signs in the world.
Comments: None

Thursday, October 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Everything is water... except for what's not.
Comments: None

Friday, October 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you fake your own death, don't expect a large crowd at your second funeral performance.
Comments: None

Saturday, October 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I won't be satisfied until everything comes in a can.
Comments: James Crownfur says: Well even canned Koopa?

Sunday, October 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: A little hard work could kill someone if it's too hard.
Comments: James Crownfur says: True! So never try hard when doing work.

Monday, October 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Everyone can find something they like enough to become an expert in. You know, like money, or weapons...
Comments: None

Tuesday, October 29, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Most people have a problem. It's when they have more than two that things get messy.
Comments: None

Wednesday, October 30, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When carving your pumpkin, don't take yourself too seriously. Your artwork will be gone within a month or two anyway.
Comments: Bobby: Pumpkin pie... oops, I just drooled on myself.

Thursday, October 31, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Try not to allow new options to enter the mix when you're weeding through old ones.
Comments: James Crownfur says: Just get that plant killer stuff. What? Oops! Wrong weeding! I thought that you meant... Leave me alone!

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