Here is what I was thinking in September 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Sunday, September 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Days fly, you should too.
Comments: Bobby: Sprout wings first.

Monday, September 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Viruses are like flies: annoying, and hard to get rid of.
Comments: None

Tuesday, September 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I got da blues, and if you want some it will cost ya.
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Someday pigs will learn to fly, and a lot of people will be forced to do things they really don't want to.
Comments: None

Thursday, September 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Birds of a feather flock together, but only until they get their own.
Comments: None

Friday, September 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: As a matter of principle, rules are meant to be followed, unless of course you have a very good reason.
Comments: None

Saturday, September 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Everything is a weapon to those inclined to use one.
Comments: None

Sunday, September 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It is best to avoid incurring the wrath of all those around you.
Comments: None

Monday, September 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Why must disasters be inconsiderate of schedules?
Comments: None

Tuesday, September 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When critically analyzing a piece of literature, the critic may in fact be giving more thought to the work than did the author himself.
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Warning: Due dates are closer than they appear.
Comments: Bobby: AAH! MY SCIENCE PROJECT ON COMETS IS DUE! Oh, wait. It's not due for another two years. Never mind!

Thursday, September 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You'll need to pay to view an event, but heckling is free.
Comments: None

Friday, September 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: There is an absolute truth. To find out what it is, just ask me!
Comments: None

Saturday, September 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: A line is only the shortest distance if you can't find a shortcut.
Comments: None

Sunday, September 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The world will be in harmony when one person is left.
Comments: None

Monday, September 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: In the future, when humans eat a diet consisting completely of vitamins, they will die when the acid in their stomach dissolves all their organs instead of food.
Comments: None

Tuesday, September 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The root of my perpetual confusion is that there are two timezones right in my room. There's a split of about 1:13, and neither clock is right.
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: For all our intelligence, killing a fly is still difficult.
Comments: None

Thursday, September 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If it tastes good, it is good.
Comments: None

Friday, September 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's easy to argue, hard to know when you've lost.
Comments: None

Saturday, September 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When you stand by your beliefs, others may hate you, but you don't see them when you look in the mirror.
Comments: None

Sunday, September 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: A little courtesy is a great ploy for getting what you really want.
Comments: None

Monday, September 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The best advances come from weird ideas. When you get one, use it!
Comments: None

Tuesday, September 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought:
It is too early.
I should have remained asleep.
Mornings are evil.
Comments: None

Wednesday, September 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: The victor never calls his actions violence.
Comments: None

Thursday, September 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Never trust a machine when you're responsible to a living being.
Comments: None

Friday, September 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I don't know who Ev Ree Wun is, and I really don't care what he or she is doing.
Comments: None

Saturday, September 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Let's slow things down a bit, for the speedily impaired.
Comments: None

Sunday, September 29, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Can't... concentrate... need... chocolate...
Comments: Bobby: You're not Ludwig, he needs that stuff!

Monday, September 30, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Anticipate the bullet and stand somewhere else.
Comments: None

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