Here is what I was thinking in May 2002. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Wednesday, May 1, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Only 11 months to go until April Fools Day. Gotta start planning early!
Comments: None

Thursday, May 2, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Where is this box that everyone is either in or out of?
Comments: Wesley: It's either wherever you want it to be or else it's in Wichita.

Friday, May 3, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Poverty is what happens when you don't steal enough money.
Comments: Bobby: Or when you have an addiction to video games. What? My house is stuffed to the ceiling with those! I should sell my old ones soon...

Saturday, May 4, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Nothing ever works like on TV.
Comments: None

Sunday, May 5, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Many people use coffee to wake themselves up. I use my to do list.
Comments: None

Monday, May 6, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Money can't buy happiness, but it doesn't hurt either.
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 7, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: It's a whole different world at two in the morning.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 8, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Waiting to the last minute, yet still completing your task, is a finely tuned art.
Comments: None

Thursday, May 9, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Most people have no idea what they're saying.
Comments: None

Friday, May 10, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: If you have no idea what someone is talking about, reply with some really big words.
Comments: None

Saturday, May 11, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Even vanilla ice cream can be ok if it's above a warm brownie and below whipped cream.
Comments: None

Sunday, May 12, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Knowing when you're beaten is an important, and surprisingly difficult, skill to learn.
Comments: None

Monday, May 13, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Every time I take ten steps, a monster shows up and wants to fight. Freaky.
Comments: Bobby: Have you been playing Super Mario RPG again?!

Tuesday, May 14, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: A good meal, and all those troubles seem so distant.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 15, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: After every court case, someone should be arrested for lying under oath.
Comments: None

Thursday, May 16, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: You can't be voted off a house.
Comments: Darkside: But you can be voted on a house.

Friday, May 17, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: I don't believe in dressing standards. If others didn't either, then we wouldn't have any.
Comments: None

Saturday, May 18, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: In paradise, there are no traffic cops.
Comments: None

Sunday, May 19, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Weather doesn't react to public pressure, only the pressure of its own systems.
Comments: None

Monday, May 20, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Whether or not we like the rules doesn't mean we should ignore them.
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 21, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: A sport is any game with a ball, or so I say.
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 22, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Why work harder when the pressure is on? You should have been working hard anyway.
Comments: None

Thursday, May 23, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Once in a blue moon, you will run into a true do-gooder.
Comments: None

Friday, May 24, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When you have the energy, you'd better get done what you can. Soon you could be feeling lazy again.
Comments: None

Saturday, May 25, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Most objects don't move on their own, only your memory of where you put them.
Comments: None

Sunday, May 26, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Just because you want to explode doesn't mean you get to.
Comments: Ludwig V. Koopa: Well, it does if you are a Bob-omb...

Monday, May 27, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: When you can no longer tell apart your colors, it's time to get some rest.
Comments: None

Tuesday, May 28, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Apparently, anything can be placed before "licious".
Comments: None

Wednesday, May 29, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Is it cheating for a psychic to "realize" the test answers?
Comments: None

Thursday, May 30, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Being depressed means having to practice smiling again.
Comments: None

Friday, May 31, 2002

Lemmy's Thought: Walking in circles can be useful, depending on what is in the loop.
Comments: Bobby: Out of the loop and proud of it.

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