Here is what I was thinking in December 2001. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Saturday, December 1, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I hope my lungs never go on strike and demand longer vacations.
Comments: Shelby Brown: Ha ha, my lungs would never go on strike! (gasps for air) HELP! Danielle: Hey look, Shelby's suffocating! Ha ha ha! AAAAH! Now I'm suffocating! (Me and my big mouth...) Bobby: If only that would happen to Morton. Then he would SHUT UP!!!

Sunday, December 2, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I've no time for losers. Busy, busy!
Comments: Danielle: Ok, fine! I'll just go bother someone else. Hmm, where's Larry? Misty Koopa: Just like a bumble bee!

Monday, December 3, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: We're sorry, but the number you have dialed has been disconnected.
Comments: Danielle: Hey, wait a second! Who disconnected my phone number?!

Tuesday, December 4, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: ...
Comments: Shelby Brown: HEY! How did you know what I was thinking?! Danielle: ??? My thought was a tad bit better... Misty Koopa: ... Misty Koopa screams bloody murder to see if Lemmy jumps outta his skin. Rachelle: And that, folks, concludes today's feature... Yes, you can all get your money back at the door. Bobby: Exactly my point!

Wednesday, December 5, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If it's frightening, ignore it.
Comments: Danielle: And if it's smelly and green, don't eat it. Rachelle: B-but I tried... (to the bird) You. Yeah, you. Take that grin off your little- Hey! I see what you're... STOP MOCKING ME! Bobby: What if it's a 6-legged eyeball-sucker from outer space?

Thursday, December 6, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Well, it seems my elipsis thought was my best one ever!
Comments: Shelby Brown: (from a padded room in a straight-jacket) Look where mine landed me... Danielle: Really? You think so? (five minutes later) Darn memory lapse! Uh... what were we discussing? Bobby: (Stares into space for a while)

Friday, December 7, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: In comparison, it's all trivial.
Comments: Danielle: Really? Hey, may I use a lifeline?

Saturday, December 8, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: If laughter is healthy, I must be the healthiest being alive.
Comments: Danielle: Am I helping you in any way?!

Sunday, December 9, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Am I to be surprised that it snowed last night?
Comments: Danielle: It did? Where is it? I don't see it! (Argh, I shouldn't have broken my glasses.) Dave Phaneuf: Hmm... Good question. Let me think of an answer. (Twenty minutes later) Uh... (One hour later) ... Ludwig! Giveme a hand here! (Ludwig starts to clap). Not that way. Rachelle: At least you have snow... *grumble* Misty Koopa: >.> I wish it would snow where I live. I mean it does, but on VERY rare occasions. Bobby: No. It snowed here on Earth December 12.

Monday, December 10, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I've grown accustomed to being woken up by explosions.
Comments: Rachelle: Huh? What expl- *BOOM* ... Oh. Maybe you should tell Iggy to stop messing with that electric socket... Misty Koopa: Then yell at Kooky for working on his inventions in the middle of the night and then complain to Bowser for letting him. Danielle: I would be if they didn't blow up in my face! How would you like that? I can't stand it! It drives me insane! (I really need to lay off the sugar...)

Tuesday, December 11, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It's not a big deal if I can't remember what month it is!
Comments: Misty Koopa: Yes it is! You could be thinking it's July right now in December and- Hey, wait a sec... NO SCHOOL!!! Wait, I don't have any school tomorrow anyway, it's actually snowing! ^_^ Danielle: Well, it is a big deal if you drink nitro gliceren and bounce up and down real fast. Hey, wait! What is this stuff? Nitro gliceren?! Who put this here?! Ludwig!!! I'm going to- (BOOM!) ... I hate tricks I can only do once...

Wednesday, December 12, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Haha! Oh, thanks for making my day!
Comments: Misty Koopa: >.> I hope I made your day, though I doubt it... Danielle: What's so funny? What'd I do? Just 'cause I exploded yesterday doesn't mean anything- HEY! Who put this sign on me?! (The sign reads, "I'm a complete moron, so please point and laugh at me.") I really need to stop passing Roy in the hallways...

Thursday, December 13, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Ya know what this pack of tissues needs? ... CHOCOLATE!!!
Comments: Dave Phaneuf: Ludwig would definitely agree with you. Danielle: That's a good idea as long as you don't blow your nose on the chocolate by accident. Bobby: For Ludwig only. And for you without the chocolate? A sad book.

Friday, December 14, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: What are you looking at?!
Comments: Danielle: You wanna know what I'm looking at? I'm looking through a plot hole to another dimension in which bad ideas work and where boring history lessons rule the world and you can only eat vegetables and other gross stuff and... uh oh. Um, hey, what are you looking at?! (giggles nervously) Rachelle: Er, uh... the wall? Yeah, the wall! *nod nod*

Saturday, December 15, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Oh, the excitement for my next thought is really building up!
Comments: Danielle: Well, the pile of dirty linens is piling up also! You'd better get to it, young man!

Sunday, December 16, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It's too bad Mario's not dead so I can just vacuum him up.
Comments: Danielle: Wait, that would be a bad idea! Why vacuum up Mario if you could vacuum Morton and Roy up and never have to deal with them again? That's what I'd like to know!

Monday, December 17, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I fear Tubba Blubba... heart attacks can kill.
Comments: Danielle: You fear heart attacks? Well, I fear plot holes that never end, Morton when he opens his mouth, Roy when he's heading my way, Mario when he's near, and other things! I'm paranoid! What's that behind me? (sees a giant face and dies of a heart attack) Roy: Hey, heart attacks do kill! Heh heh heh... Rachelle: So can bad puns, if you're not careful. ;) Misty Koopa: Hey! You're a lot stronger then him. I'm just a normal Koopa, for crying out loud! If I didn't have Ice Beam, I wouldn't stand a chance!

Tuesday, December 18, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Ug! My tummy gets fed once, and now it wants to get fed all the time!
Comments: Danielle: Hey, mine too, but that's probably because I haven't eaten in three years. (I'm really going to tell Yoshi about raiding my fridge...)

Wednesday, December 19, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: No one may enter the forbidden place except for everyone.
Comments: Danielle: Aww... It's more fun trying to sneak in 'cause you're not allowed inside! (I hate it when people ruin my fun... and I just bought an expensive hookshot!) Rachelle: Hence the "forbidden".

Thursday, December 20, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It's better to have a bird in the hand than overhead.
Comments: Danielle: I know what you're talking about! One time, I stood under a power line where many birds perched overhead. (Ahem!) I think we all know what happened... Rachelle: I think I'd really rather the bird was in a cage, thank you very much! Bobby: And Garfield the Cat once said "A bird in the hand would be better in the mouth."

Friday, December 21, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It's hard to get a table for 9... or would be, if Bowser wasn't so scary.
Comments: Danielle: At least you don't have to leave a tip...

Saturday, December 22, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Press pause to put your life on hold.
Comments: Danielle: Press fast forward if you want to become old, rewind if you want to be young, stop if you want to die, play if you want to live, and hit that strange looking button over there and the VCR and the world explodes. Cool, huh? Bobby: Forward to grow old, Rewind to become young, Stop to die, Play to live, how about Record to make a clone of yourself, Eject to kill a random Goomba?

Sunday, December 23, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Ha! Birds may grow on trees, but never happiness.
Comments: Danielle: Oh. I thought that birds grew in the ground, potatoes grew in trees, and happiness grew on the money you have in your pocket. You know, the more the merrier? They "coined" that when someone got happy from winning the lottery.

Monday, December 24, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I gotta admit, Santa does make quite an entrance!
Comments: Danielle: Oh, you mean the guy in the red suit coming down my chimney was Santa? Oops.

Tuesday, December 25, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Well of course I know what day it is, but shouldn't you be working on Labor Day?
Comments: Danielle: Work on Labor Day? I bet that's what happens in your castle, isn't it? Ah ha! I knew it!

Wednesday, December 26, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Sixty minions, one killer rampage!
Comments: Danielle: And it's all on tape folks! Buy it for 1,000 coins! Rated: Something... I don't know.

Thursday, December 27, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: One thousand cannons: 50 million coins. 100 million minions: 3 billion coins. Conquering the world: Priceless.
Comments: Rachelle: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Bowser. Danielle: That's a hard one... Bobby: Why does everyone hog the comments? For everything else, there's the Koopa Kard from Mario Party 3.

Friday, December 28, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Paper Mario encounters Scary Scissors and its cohorts!
Comments: Misty Koopa: SCISSORS?! AAHHHHH!!! MY PARENTS ARE IN PAPER MARIO!!! Rachelle: ... Shortly followed by flunkies Payp R. Shredder and Holp Unch R.! Danielle: All I can say is this- Bye bye Mario. Heh heh heh! Bobby: Well, that's worse than the princess' terror of being shredded in the commercial for the game.

Saturday, December 29, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: It's invisible!
Comments: Misty Koopa: What's invisible, a Boo? Danielle: It's blue! It's cold! It's wet! I'm drowning in it. What could I be talking about?! Bobby: Who, Iggy? I told him not to drink the invisibility formula 'cause it was misspelled Invincibility! He wanted to be powerful, and now we have to find him and get the antidote!

Sunday, December 30, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: So there's the phrase "hopping mad"... I hop all the time, but I'm not usually mad.
Comments: Danielle: "Hopping mad"? Ever wonder if Iggy created that phrase?

Monday, December 31, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Often you are advised to know the object of your attention so well as to actually become it... "be the board", say, in surfing. But when the object of your attention is an idiot, other advice is needed.
Comments: Danielle: That was confusing.

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